Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
A Turk living in old Istanbul
Drank raki until he was full,
He tried riding home on his donkey
But his steering was wonky ,
He somehow ended up in Kabul.
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Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water
© 2000
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
TOO MANY BUTTONS TO PUSH
There's too many buttons to push each day
But there's one in particular, like a donkey I bray
I scream out yee haw
Sometimes get lockjaw
I'm totally scrambled like an egg soufflé
© Jack Ellison 2015
(Inspired by The Wulfman)
Poem Details | by
Anna Makoujy |
Categories:
funny,
The once was a lass with no class.
She was the world's biggest horse's ass.
Yet the irony remains,
that the girl with all the brains,
listened to the lass with no class.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand, “Ride your own ass”
Wondered what that would be like, sounds like a gas
Guess it's quite possible
But jeans need to be washable
Now I ask you whatcha think, I'm gonna take a pass
Poem Details | by
Craig Munn |
Categories:
family,
There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Flo”!!!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
D'ya know what burns this guy's ass (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odor is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebration,
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the blinding snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Nomo”!!!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
animal,
The stubborn donkey wouldn’t move
Firecrackers were thrown at his groove
He bucked wildly around
All over the town
His disposition suddenly improve
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Priest Never Planned
Priest never planned on being a fool;
So followed God and His golden rule;
Took Bible from shelve,
And into he did delve;
Jesus road donkey and not a mule.
Jim Horn
(Or won't find mule in a swimming pool;
Was Trump who likes having a loose tool.)
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
D'ya know what burns this guy's **** (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odour is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Christ Is World Renown
We know that Christ is world renown,
And often saw Him wearing a crown;
Did confide;
Donkey ride,
While he would travel town to town
Jim Horn