Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Wandering Turk
A Turk living in old Istanbul
Drank raki until he was full,
He tried riding home on his donkey
But his steering was wonky ,
He somehow ended up in Kabul.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Mutated Daughter
There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water
© 2000
Written by
Anna Makoujy
Categories:
funny,
Dancing To the Tune of the Donkey
The once was a lass with no class.
She was the world's biggest horse's ass.
Yet the irony remains,
that the girl with all the brains,
listened to the lass with no class.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Too Many Buttons To Push
TOO MANY BUTTONS TO PUSH
There's too many buttons to push each day
But there's one in particular, like a donkey I bray
I scream out yee haw
Sometimes get lockjaw
I'm totally scrambled like an egg soufflé
© Jack Ellison 2015
(Inspired by The Wulfman)
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, pain,
Dental Drama
A tiger tooth puller named Keith
Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth
Donkey started to bray
Saying, "Don’t block my way
I’m needing urgent pain relief"!
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
silly,
At the Zoo - very crude
He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
Eye To Eye
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,
The Donkey vs The Tiger
Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one of the bikes
Written by
Terry Miller
Categories:
humorous,
Bengal Buffet
One day, a tiger and a donkey meet.
Said donkey, if I say you’re rather sweet;
Sir, will you let me pass?
Oh no, you silly ass,
I’m hungry, and it’s you I mean to eat!
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Funky
She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
conflict, fantasy, nature, tiger,
Crouching Tiger Ridden Donkey
A donkey and his rider were attacked
By tigers leaving no time to react
Donkey said to tiger “Chill …”
Tiger growled saying “I will,”
“You’ll bring us riders daily per our pact!”
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
animal,
Donkey VS Tiger
Donkey went to a small stream one day,
but a tiger stood right in his way.
Tiger roared and then fled.
Donkey filled him with dread
when he let out a bellowing bray!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Fun With English 4
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand, “Ride your own ass”
Wondered what that would be like, sounds like a gas
Guess it's quite possible
But jeans need to be washable
Now I ask you whatcha think, I'm gonna take a pass
Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
anger, silly,
Sting in the tale
There once was a donkey from Delhi
Who dared call a tiger's breath smelly
Tiger roared out in great rage
Which donkey could not assuage
And ended up in tiger's belly
Written by
Craig Munn
Categories:
family,
The Donkey
There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
allusion,
A Guy Named Flo
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Flo”!!!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
A Flame About Bum High
D'ya know what burns this guy's ass (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odor is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
Written by
Crystol Woods
Categories:
humor, silly, tiger,
Dentist Donkey
Came Tiger with sore, rotten teeth
To Doc Donkey to get some relief
“Smells like you've had treats,
Just what did you eat?”
Numbed Tiger said, “Ath, juth a pieth”
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
11th grade, animal, tiger,
Tactical Foot
There once was a young tiger named Roar
this bold greeting he gave to Eeyore...
"Hey you, shove out the way;
I got no taste for gray."
With one swift kick, donkey mopped the floor
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
anti bullying, humor,
The Tiger and the Donkey - A Fable for Our Time
The tiger growled "You shall not pass!"
The donkey said "Come onDon't be so crass.
I'm just here for a drink
and if you really think
you can stop me, I'll just kick your dumb a**!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
celebration,
Nomo
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the blinding snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Nomo”!!!
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
animal,
Paper Tiger
The tiger growled, puffing its chest
Yet the donkey didn't seem stressed
Tiger said, " your bones I'll chew
and make a meal out of you
But the donkey was unimpressed
Written by
Krish Radhakrishna
Categories:
11th grade, 12th grade, 1st grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Donkey and the Tiger
face to face across the stream, just a leap away,
donkey saw the tiger, in fear began to bray,
“one kick from me will get you down,”
“get back to forest ugly clown,”
“I am Vegan’”said the tiger, “please share your hay!”
9th placement
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
animal,
Stubborn Donkey
The stubborn donkey wouldn’t move
Firecrackers were thrown at his groove
He bucked wildly around
All over the town
His disposition suddenly improve
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
Donkey Mule Sidekick and Ass
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.