Limerick Poems About Donkey | Donkey Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Wandering Turk

A Turk living in old Istanbul
Drank raki until he was full,
He tried riding home on his donkey
But his steering was wonky , 
He somehow ended up in Kabul.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Too Many Buttons To Push



TOO MANY BUTTONS TO PUSH There's too many buttons to push each day But there's one in particular, like a donkey I bray I scream out yee haw Sometimes get lockjaw I'm totally scrambled like an egg soufflé © Jack Ellison 2015
(Inspired by The Wulfman)



Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Mutated Daughter

There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water

© 2000


Poem Details | by Anna Makoujy |
Categories: funny,

Dancing to the Tune of the Donkey

The once was a lass with no class.
She was the world's biggest horse's ass.
Yet the irony remains,
that the girl with all the brains, 
listened to the lass with no class.


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

FUNKY

She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Fun With English 4



Ad for donkey rides in Thailand, “Ride your own ass” Wondered what that would be like, sounds like a gas Guess it's quite possible But jeans need to be washable Now I ask you whatcha think, I'm gonna take a pass


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

Nomo



Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the blinding snow Got stuck till spring Warmth unstuck their things Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Nomo”!!!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

A Guy Named Flo



Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the snow Got stuck till spring Warmth unstuck their things Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Flo”!!!


Poem Details | by Craig munn |
Categories: family,

The donkey

There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Flame About Bum High



D'ya know what burns this guy's ass (donkey) A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas An explosion follows closely The odor is quite grossly For creativeness, I go to the head of the class


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,

Donkey Mule Sidekick and Ass

A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.



Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: animal,

STUBBORN DONKEY

The stubborn donkey wouldn’t move
Firecrackers were thrown at his groove
He bucked wildly around
All over the town
His disposition suddenly improve


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Priest Never Planned

Priest Never Planned

Priest never planned on being a fool;
So followed God and His golden rule;
Took Bible from shelve,
And into he did delve;
Jesus road donkey and not a mule.

Jim Horn

(Or won't find mule in a swimming pool;
Was Trump who likes having a loose tool.)


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Flame About Bum High



D'ya know what burns this guy's **** (donkey) A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas An explosion follows closely The odour is quite grossly For creativeness, I go to the head of the class


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Christ Is World Renown

Christ Is World Renown

We know that Christ is world renown,
And often saw Him  wearing a crown;
Did confide;
Donkey ride,
While he would travel town to town

Jim Horn