Limerick Poems About Diving | Diving Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: travel,

Maui's Magic

Diving off Maui, waters are so totally crystal clear The coral is gorgeous, the colors can bring you to tears Nature's magic exposed Paradise disclosed If you're lucky enough to visit, your cares will disappear


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: fishing,

Tale of a Tail

My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.

written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Swan Song

When scuba diving off Iceland, you need to wear long johns Under your wet suit, it's so freaking cold, you'll never see swans They tried wearing sweaters Now they know better Otherwise they would've been singing their swan song


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: dream,

Swan Song

When scuba diving in Iceland need to wear long johns Under your wet suit, at 32F, you'll never see swans They tried wearing sweaters Now they know better Otherwise, they'd have been singing their swan song


Written by Abdul Malik
Categories: spring,

Spring's Here

The bubbling brook, the rolling stream
and diving eagle's lofty scream,
The winds, the rains, warm nights
and swallows crazy flights...
Wintery days gone like a dream.




~02/23/22
~Contest: "Spring in Air" Limerick
~Sponsor: Mohan Chutani.



Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy, political,

Give Redicule To a Fool

Give Redicule To A Fool

He learned how to play with a loose tool;
Always suffering from criticism and ridicule;
When he lied,
People out cried;
Called poem, "Fool diving into dry swimming pool."

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: appreciation,

Sky Diving Twice

It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot You see..oh forget it Guess it doesn't transmit Ask young'uns, they'll give your ass a boot


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump became idiot  that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.

Jim Horn


Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: adventure, fish, funny, humor, music, sea, silly,

In Diving the Coast Off Aruba

In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do scuba.”


Written by Sandra Haight
Categories: crazy, fate, fire,

Dumpster Fire

He did well dumpster-diving each night! On his last one, despite the low light Found gold item to pawn But by chance, it switched on! Lighter's flames put an end to his plight!