Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
travel,
Maui's Magic
Diving off Maui, waters are so totally crystal clear
The coral is gorgeous, the colors can bring you to tears
Nature's magic exposed
Paradise disclosed
If you're lucky enough to visit, your cares will disappear
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
fishing,
Tale of a Tail
My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.
written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Swan Song
When scuba diving off Iceland, you need to wear long johns
Under your wet suit, it's so freaking cold, you'll never see swans
They tried wearing sweaters
Now they know better
Otherwise they would've been singing their swan song
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dream,
Swan Song
When scuba diving in Iceland need to wear long johns
Under your wet suit, at 32F, you'll never see swans
They tried wearing sweaters
Now they know better
Otherwise, they'd have been singing their swan song
Written by
Abdul Malik
Categories:
spring,
Spring's Here
The bubbling brook, the rolling stream
and diving eagle's lofty scream,
The winds, the rains, warm nights
and swallows crazy flights...
Wintery days gone like a dream.
~02/23/22
~Contest: "Spring in Air" Limerick
~Sponsor: Mohan Chutani.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, political,
Give Redicule To a Fool
Give Redicule To A Fool
He learned how to play with a loose tool;
Always suffering from criticism and ridicule;
When he lied,
People out cried;
Called poem, "Fool diving into dry swimming pool."
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
appreciation,
Sky Diving Twice
It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute
But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot
You see..oh forget it
Guess it doesn't transmit
Ask young'uns, they'll give your ass a boot
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Complete Idiot
Trump Complete Idiot
Trump became idiot that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
adventure, fish, funny, humor, music, sea, silly,
In Diving the Coast Off Aruba
In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do scuba.”
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
crazy, fate, fire,
Dumpster Fire
He did well dumpster-diving each night!
On his last one, despite the low light
Found gold item to pawn
But by chance, it switched on!
Lighter's flames put an end to his plight!