Limerick Poems About Diving | Diving Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Swan Song

When scuba diving off Iceland, you need to wear long johns Under your wet suit, it's so freaking cold, you'll never see swans They tried wearing sweaters Now they know better Otherwise they would've been singing their swan song

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: fishing,

Tale of a Tail

My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.

written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: travel,

Maui's Magic

Diving off Maui, waters are so totally crystal clear The coral is gorgeous, the colors can bring you to tears Nature's magic exposed Paradise disclosed If you're lucky enough to visit, your cares will disappear


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dream,

Swan Song

When scuba diving in Iceland need to wear long johns Under your wet suit, at 32F, you'll never see swans They tried wearing sweaters Now they know better Otherwise, they'd have been singing their swan song


Poem Details | by Abdul Malik |
Categories: spring,

Spring's Here

The bubbling brook, the rolling stream
and diving eagle's lofty scream,
The winds, the rains, warm nights
and swallows crazy flights...
Wintery days gone like a dream.




~02/23/22
~Contest: "Spring in Air" Limerick
~Sponsor: Mohan Chutani.



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, political,

Give Redicule To a Fool

Give Redicule To A Fool

He learned how to play with a loose tool;
Always suffering from criticism and ridicule;
When he lied,
People out cried;
Called poem, "Fool diving into dry swimming pool."

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: appreciation,

Sky Diving Twice

It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot You see..oh forget it Guess it doesn't transmit Ask young'uns, they'll give your ass a boot


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump Complete Idiot

Trump became idiot  that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.

Jim Horn