Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
When scuba diving off Iceland, you need to wear long johns
Under your wet suit, it's so freaking cold, you'll never see swans
They tried wearing sweaters
Now they know better
Otherwise they would've been singing their swan song
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
travel,
Diving off Maui, waters are so totally crystal clear
The coral is gorgeous, the colors can bring you to tears
Nature's magic exposed
Paradise disclosed
If you're lucky enough to visit, your cares will disappear
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
fishing,
My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.
written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
dream,
When scuba diving in Iceland need to wear long johns
Under your wet suit, at 32F, you'll never see swans
They tried wearing sweaters
Now they know better
Otherwise, they'd have been singing their swan song
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, political,
Give Redicule To A Fool
He learned how to play with a loose tool;
Always suffering from criticism and ridicule;
When he lied,
People out cried;
Called poem, "Fool diving into dry swimming pool."
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
appreciation,
It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute
But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot
You see..oh forget it
Guess it doesn't transmit
Ask young'uns, they'll give your ass a boot
Poem Details | by
Abdul Malik |
Categories:
spring,
The bubbling brook, the rolling stream
and diving eagle's lofty scream,
The winds, the rains, warm nights
and swallows crazy flights...
Wintery days gone like a dream.
~02/23/22
~Contest: "Spring in Air" Limerick
~Sponsor: Mohan Chutani.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Complete Idiot
Trump became idiot that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.
Jim Horn