Limerick Poems About Dinosaur | Dinosaur Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Dinosaurs From a To Z

My research reveals there's an Allosaurus

   And a dinosaur called a Zupaysaurus.

      As you can readily see,

         I have searched from A to Z,

            But am yet to find one called a Thesaurus!

Entry for Roy Jerden's "Limericks Clean and Clever" Contest

(10 Nov 2014)

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Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories:

Dinosaur Dance

There were two dinos who loved the hop     
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop 

Copyright © 2011  By Caryl SMuzzey

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: animals,

Jackosaur Rex

There once was a Jackosaur Rex;
His peers were all quivering wrecks.
And he ate so much meat
That the size of his feet
Were loved by the opposite sex.

jackosaur drinks
at the edge of the swamp - -
herbivores run

for PD’s dinosaur contest

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: music

The Dino Dance

There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.

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Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: adventure, animals, science,

St George Did Not Fight a Dinosaur

A dragon is not a dinosaur.
Those reptiles do not live anymore.
Saint George was a liar.
Dragons do not breathe fire.
That was all a product of folklore.

They’re extinct reptiles.
Larger than the ones today.
Dinosaurs are gone.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Kentucky Fried Dinosaur

Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs
So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar
Kentucky Fried Dinosaur
Or KFD could take top honors
The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fantasy,

Ate My Chevrolet

Saw a dinosaur on my driveway today
Haven't been drinking, just trust me I say
Pink and green
He was kinda mean
Know how I know, he ate my Chevrolet

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Yummy Chocolate

The ecstasy when biting into a chocolate bar
Can only be described as echocstacy from Mars
Pretty tricky, eh
Mars bars, olay
It's the thrill you got when you saw your first dinosaur

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: encouraging,

Dinosaur Sex Life

Something you've never thought about
Having sex with a dinosaur, protection without
Pregnancy's a danger
A definite life changer
A “T-Sex” grinning loudly throughout

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: history,

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Most well-known dinosaur I suspect
Is the star of Hollywood, Tyrannosaurus Rex
These guys vainly
Walk around mainly
But to fly Pterodactlyls must flap like heck

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Fearful Lizard

Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not a mere squeak.

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