Limerick Poems About Dinosaur | Dinosaur Limerick Poems
Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: animal, humorous,

Dinosaurs From a To Z

My research reveals there's an Allosaurus

   And a dinosaur called a Zupaysaurus.

      As you can readily see,

         I have searched from A to Z,

            But am yet to find one called a Thesaurus!

Entry for Roy Jerden's "Limericks Clean and Clever" Contest

(10 Nov 2014)


Written by Caryl Muzzey
Categories:

Dinosaur Dance

There were two dinos who loved the hop     
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop 

Copyright © 2011  By Caryl SMuzzey



Written by Jack Horne
Categories: animals,

Jackosaur Rex

There once was a Jackosaur Rex;
His peers were all quivering wrecks.
And he ate so much meat
That the size of his feet
Were loved by the opposite sex.

jackosaur drinks
at the edge of the swamp - -
herbivores run

for PD’s dinosaur contest


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: music

The Dino Dance

There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.


Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: adventure, animals, science,

St George Did Not Fight a Dinosaur

A dragon is not a dinosaur. Those reptiles do not live anymore. Saint George was a liar. Dragons do not breathe fire. That was all a product of folklore. They’re extinct reptiles. Larger than the ones today. Dinosaurs are gone.



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fantasy,

Ate My Chevrolet

Saw a dinosaur on my driveway today Haven't been drinking, just trust me I say Pink and green He was kinda mean Know how I know, he ate my Chevrolet


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Kentucky Fried Dinosaur

Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar Kentucky Fried Dinosaur Or KFD could take top honors The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Yummy Chocolate

The ecstasy when biting into a chocolate bar Can only be described as echocstacy from Mars Pretty tricky, eh Mars bars, olay It's the thrill you got when you saw your first dinosaur


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: history,

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Most well-known dinosaur I suspect Is the star of Hollywood, Tyrannosaurus Rex These guys vainly Walk around mainly But to fly Pterodactlyls must flap like heck


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Fearful Lizard

Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not a mere squeak.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: encouraging,

Dinosaur Sex Life

Something you've never thought about Having sex with a dinosaur, protection without Pregnancy's a danger A definite life changer A “T-Sex” grinning loudly throughout


Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: anger, animal, car, conflict, courage, history, humor,

The Revenge of the Mammals

A dinosaur, two tons or three,
Heard tell from a mammal quite wee:
“Why, one day your tar
Shall burn in a car
That’s driven by creatures like me!”