Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Dinosaurs From a To Z
My research reveals there's an Allosaurus
And a dinosaur called a Zupaysaurus.
As you can readily see,
I have searched from A to Z,
But am yet to find one called a Thesaurus!
Entry for Roy Jerden's "Limericks Clean and Clever" Contest
(10 Nov 2014)
Written by
Caryl Muzzey
Categories:
Dinosaur Dance
There were two dinos who loved the hop
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl SMuzzey
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
animals,
Jackosaur Rex
There once was a Jackosaur Rex;
His peers were all quivering wrecks.
And he ate so much meat
That the size of his feet
Were loved by the opposite sex.
jackosaur drinks
at the edge of the swamp - -
herbivores run
for PD’s dinosaur contest
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
music
The Dino Dance
There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance.
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
adventure, animals, science,
St George Did Not Fight a Dinosaur
A dragon is not a dinosaur.
Those reptiles do not live anymore.
Saint George was a liar.
Dragons do not breathe fire.
That was all a product of folklore.
They’re extinct reptiles.
Larger than the ones today.
Dinosaurs are gone.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fantasy,
Ate My Chevrolet
Saw a dinosaur on my driveway today
Haven't been drinking, just trust me I say
Pink and green
He was kinda mean
Know how I know, he ate my Chevrolet
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Kentucky Fried Dinosaur
Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs
So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar
Kentucky Fried Dinosaur
Or KFD could take top honors
The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Yummy Chocolate
The ecstasy when biting into a chocolate bar
Can only be described as echocstacy from Mars
Pretty tricky, eh
Mars bars, olay
It's the thrill you got when you saw your first dinosaur
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
history,
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Most well-known dinosaur I suspect
Is the star of Hollywood, Tyrannosaurus Rex
These guys vainly
Walk around mainly
But to fly Pterodactlyls must flap like heck
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Fearful Lizard
Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not a mere squeak.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
encouraging,
Dinosaur Sex Life
Something you've never thought about
Having sex with a dinosaur, protection without
Pregnancy's a danger
A definite life changer
A “T-Sex” grinning loudly throughout
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
anger, animal, car, conflict, courage, history, humor,
The Revenge of the Mammals
A dinosaur, two tons or three,
Heard tell from a mammal quite wee:
“Why, one day your tar
Shall burn in a car
That’s driven by creatures like me!”