Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
crush, desire, funny, humor, ireland, sound, voice,
Irish Accents and Caps
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand.
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
adventure, caregiving, celebration, confusion, desire, feelings, funny, humor, identity, life, october,
Sweet and Salty -Libra Tale
LIBRA TALE
Sweet and Sour hectic sign
Love me, trust me, the stars align
Balance of truth and dare
Good and Evil, full of care
Blind when it comes to blood line
:) PD
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, imagination, introspection, life, nature
Just Desserts For Unfaithful
.
Any pretty woman turned his head
He liked them all so it is said
Then one day to his surprise
They no longer caught his eye
His sexual desire totally died
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
political,
Canadian Dumpster Fire - POTD
So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire
(something Canadians did desire)
But he's left a big mess,
and Trump's causing stress!
It's a political dumpster fire!
Written by
Tom Pen
Categories:
cute love, desire, heart, love, muse, passion, together,
She's Pretty
I met a lovely lady and her name was Pretty,
I wanted her badly so I had to be witty,
She now resides in my mind,
Our lives forever entwined,
Now the song in my heart is this here little ditty.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
appreciation, creation, happiness, poems, poetry, poets,
and how are we feeling today?
Can readers or authors foresee
Freed up manic moods and more glee?
Mixed-up word orphans
Induce endorphins
Without a psychiatrist’s fee
OR
What do poem authors desire?
Freed up manic moods and less ire!
We rhyme word orphans
To boost endorphins
So psychiatrists we can fire
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humorous,
Chased Or Chaste
CHASED or CHASTE?
There was once a young lady of taste
With desire to stay pure and quite chaste
She ran slow then fast
The result at last
She was chased, didn’t win, only placed
2 September 2019
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, desire, fantasy, humorous,
Fred's Foot Fetish
Fred fantasised about ladies feet
Just to touch them was Fred’s secret treat
When a lady reveals
Her toes, ankles and heels
Fred’s fixation is clearly complete!
07~12~16
Written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
angst, desire, humorous, irony, life, lust, sorrow,
Oh Well
Bill stared at a cute butt going by.
Wishing he were much bolder, he sighed,
"I would give all my pay
To roll that in the hay."
But looked up to see 'she' was a guy.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
appreciation, for her, funny, humor, life, sexy, work,
Advice Adviser
I'm retired but do I still have a life
Yes, sexual adviser I am to my wife
But if I say try this
It'll be totally bliss
If I desire I'll ask for your advice
.
Challenged to write on the back of a Joke!
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
A Fathers Desire
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
holiday, i love you, joy, life, love, passion, places,
One Wink, They Sync
Little one winks to her big James
Her mind wants the evening games
Ones desire to be astride
For their lips to collide
Passion fueled they danced into flames
.
Written by
Charles Clive
Categories:
love, memory,
My Valentine
Remember, my sweet Valentine,
the moment you said you'd be mine.
A rug by the fire,
we shared our desire
and pledged that our hearts should entwine.
~
For Poet Destroyer's Valentine Competition.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,
To Grace a Pink Rose
It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose
Scented attraction, attracts my nose
Gardener man in me sees
Scents sensed so wonderfully
Natures stem to the Rose grows
<*>
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
desire, fantasy,
In His Dreams
Max was ecstatic about his new acquisition--
A statuesque blonde in perfect condition.
He was sure she was wildly erotic
He fantasied love-making exotic.
Drat! She knew only the missionary position.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Aftercare
Nora Nills sought to be a nurse
A desire that proved a curse.
Most of her patients died
Which made Nora decide
To take a job driving a hearse.
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
hope,
Cold Days
Cold Days
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014
Days of summer are now gone.
Cold winter days we’re shown.
My great desire,
Is to sit by the fire,
Until greatly warmer I have grown.
Written by
Gorlum Gorlum
Categories:
beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,
Dirty Limerick: Old Man,Part 2
Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
desire, fun, humorous,
Burds Or Birds
Is this contest about birds or birds
Or am I in confusional absurd
Are we talking about breasts
Beautiful plumage their best
My hand now says my sights blurred
<*>
Written by
Gert W. Knop
Categories:
funny
No Beer But Whisky
I finally decided to have a beer
And not being risky to have a whisky
But my desire for something stronger grew higher
So I ended up drinking a whisky
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
food, funny, love, valentines day,
My Heart's Desire
My body does shiver and swoon
My voice will quiver and croon
My heart's desire
It sets me on fire
- A quiche made with liver and prune.
Written by
Noelle Devereau
Categories:
desire, funny, sexy,
Oh Shoot--- a Doggone Cookie
OH SHOOT!!! A DOGGONE COOKIE
He wanted from her some sweet nookie.
Instead all he got was a cookie.
He suffered his fate.
When he went to date.
Because the poor girl then played hookie!!!!
06/19/14
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
dream, life, star,
Dream World Star
I desire to enter the light of the dream world
Where everything has hope, so I may get the girl
The stars all shine above
Giving off a special love
Nothing is as bright as the star that gives a twirl
Russell Sivey
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
loveme,
Guess Who
She’s a woman of every man’s desire
Slam her and she’ll leave you on fire
She’s a sexy lookin foxy mama
I want her next to me in me hummer
When I see her the subject of marriage I will inquire
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
funny,
Bawdy Bawdy
She watched, as he rose to attention
Her desire was too hot to mention
From pink lips passion flows
She reaches for his hose
A bit short, he needs an extension
Not a limerick guy, I hope I got it right.
For Roy Jergen's Bawdy, Bawdy, bawdy miss Clawdy contest.