Like Loading Cattle In Seattle
When we will spend time in Seattle,
We would like loading lots of cattle;
What to do next, we had big battle.
Lived in Redmond, WA near Seattle
from August 1976 to May 2001.
Really liked it but too expensive.
This year dear old Santa Claus
says his sleigh will be drawn by a horse,
for when the crafty old denizen
discovered deer can be venison
he planned to use it as his main course.
There is a forest named Shundarban,
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger,
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.
There once was a small white deer
Who no one could quite get near
She was very fleet
On her four wee feet
And was seen only once a year
Early morning she found him at three.
Like a deer caught in headlights was he.
His diet was broken.
His wife, now awoken,
Screamed, "AGAIN you are with Sara Lee!"
Feb 2, 2020
For Tania KItchin's Your Best New LImerick
(For any who don't know, Sara Lee is a brand
Of famous desserts)
Rudolph Found Home
Rudolph's reindeer was less merry
Till his horns haul of wild cherry
Gone were the pits
Red nose got a hit
Deer chased the bases in a hurry
There was an old man, all in red;
'I want to be Santa,' he said -
he learnt in the sky
that deer cannot fly,
and bounced from the roof on his head.
written 29th November for Carolyn's Christmas limerick contest
When Rudolph ate sprouts for his tea
he pulled the sled flatulently
Deer farts make Santa heave
and it was Christmas Eve -
poor Santa was very angry!
For Tania Kitchin's Funny reindeer limerick contest
An old guy with a beard white and long
Entered house in deer horns and a thong
Police said, "there're laws."
"But I'm Santa Claus"
"Is that so sir, now come right along."
A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest; placed 2nd
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date written: 15th November 2022
The short-horned grasshoppers are here.
Not a great morn to walk with the deer.
They came in a form
A gigantic swarm.
Taunting, laughing, ready to jeer.
When a doe runs across the street
A stag will soon follow her feet
You may rant and rave,
"The buck is not brave!"
but her tail intimates a treat!
There was an old man from Colville
Who lived on top of a tall hill
Surrounded by deer
Who lived in great fear
Of mountain lions so awful
Nirvana: a place of peace and happiness like here
Where a supreme state of enlightenment is achieved, no more fear
All suffering goes away
It's like riding a sleigh
It's all downhill, HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT DEER
What do you call a deer without eyes?
No eye deer!!! Get it? Well, you see..oh my!
Don't blame me
'Twas SO you see
He seems to have caught my disease, poor guy!
We Would See a Dear
Remember when we would see a deer,
Who had been so close and very near;
Nails would file;
Wore a smile;
Then when she left and did disappear