Limerick Poems About Dancing | Dancing Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: dance, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

While Close Dancing

On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”

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Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: dance, humor,

Tango Tangle

Our Gladys was doing the tango
But her partner was dancing fandango
When her stiletto got placed
In a sensitive space
His castanets swelled like a mango.



Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny,

Portrait of My Big Toe

Written Gail DeBole 
in 1997

There once was a toe that was big
and was helpful when dancing a jig.
At times it was stubbed,
and washed in a tub
and, when young, spent some time in a crib.



Note: Part of the Portrait Collection


Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: sports

Boxing Bee

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Dancing and prancing, “Frazer can’t hit me”
   Frazer’s punch was a killer
   Smoking hot in Manila
Refutes the Rope a dope prophet Ali!!

For Contest; My Favorite Sports_ Limerick
For and in honor of Royal Trrevino         


Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny

Shoe Bop - Kerplop

Cinderella was a starry-eyed lass
Dancing at the ball in shoes made of glass
While bolting for the doors
She encountered waxed floors
And unfortunately fell on her A$$!



For: SKAT*
SHOES contest



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Kissing A Pig



Silliness can eventually become a way of life A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice Or dancing a jig Maybe kissing a pig The animal kind can also be nice © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: animal, nature, uplifting,

Celebrating Yaks

The wild yaks with their hair all a flow,
Were dancing on a Tibetan plateau,
They were just told by the ranger
Their species no longer in danger
As their herd was starting to grow.


Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: funny,

As A Girl

If I awoke as a girl,

I'd give nude dancing a whorl.

I would try my luck,

Tricking men out of a buck,

For just a smile and a twirl.




For the "If I was A Girl" contest


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: fantasy, children, giggle, life,

Just Hanging Around

Once in the ghost town they called rotgut
Seen mortician dancing dead mans strut
Six shooter brought Slim down
Black smith hurried left town
Guess hang by boots then when in a rut




Entry For Jerry's 
A Town Called Rotgut
GL All











Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: teen

My Dance Shoe

When I was, the age of twenty.
My dancing was admired plenty.
Only one dance shoe,
worked magic for you
Brown loafers with shiny penny

©  Feb 2011 for SKats "Favorite shoe"Contest



Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: daughter,

Short Dance

A pretty colleen from Kilrea,
Went dancing on StPatrick's Day.
Not asking permission
Was grievous omission.
Dad broke the dance up straight away.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: golf,

Mini-Golf



Vicious storms rolled through..we got sopped Played Mini-Golf dancing between the raindrops A fun time for all Swatting the wee ball Came in last but still came out feeling on top


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

Spud's Night Out

A young potato put his jacket on,
Going out for some dance and song,
All the girls hearts skipped a beat
Upon seeing Spud and his dancing feet,
He got mashed when he danced too long   
                                              


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Elevator Music

A woman danced up and down my street,
she moved so wildly to her own beat,
while she was whirling around,
my heart did begin to pound...
her crazy dancing turned indiscreet!


10/03/2015

For "So I thought of this line" contest sponsored by Francine Roberts.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Why Be Normal



Now here's a question..why be normal That's no bloody fun, rather be immoral Being naughty and stuff Dancing in the buff As people around me giggle and chortle


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: dedication, friendship, fun, funny, halloween, october,

Rick Jagger

There once was a poet named Rick
Whose dancing sure had some kick
He moves like Mick Jagger
And sure has his swagger
His dance moves so cool and so slick


Poem Details | by Brock Gamble |
Categories: people, school, emo,

Gothic Kids

Were basically the muscle of the emo kids we dont cut we fight we dont cry we just live and die, hardcore music tht you cant understand was always our master plan, dancing in the dark youll soon see the spark, after the flaming heart we shall never depart, through your eyes i see nothing but glee


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai

Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai

Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Wascally Wacko



A good friend once called me a Wascally Wacko Methinks I will play a little tune on my banjo While dancing a jig And downing a swig Accompanied by The Wulfman on piano © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jennifer Fenn |
Categories: funny, humor, ireland,

Dancing in Green

Let’s dress up in green! It’s a cinch!
You don’t have to cover each inch.
We’ll dance on green hillocks
among all the shamrocks!
Come on or I’m going to pinch!

3-7-21


Poem Details | by Rauwolfia Ra |
Categories: fantasy

The punishment for dancing

In the cells of the king Edaroes
There are twelve royal girls with sore toes,
And  they will there be kept
For at night when all slept,
They slipped out and danced holes in their shoes.


Poem Details | by Jeremy henderson |
Categories: life,

cigs

like smoke from the end of my cig
she's dancing all over, you dig?
so after i hit
the rush that i get
brings exstacy under my wig


Poem Details | by Anna Makoujy |
Categories: funny,

Dancing to the Tune of the Donkey

The once was a lass with no class.
She was the world's biggest horse's ass.
Yet the irony remains,
that the girl with all the brains, 
listened to the lass with no class.


Poem Details | by Mike Gentile |
Categories: humorous,

Peace and Harmony

Peace and Harmony are never too far
You’ll find them dancing on top of the bar
And what can they do
To help see me through
Now, surely won’t be with the door ajar!


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: dance, humor,

Gladys Goes Belly Dancing

Gladys offered her best belly dance
But the judges thought she'd have no chance
So she pouted her lips 
Then swayed her snake hips
Which sent them all into a trance.