Limerick Poems About Dachshund | Dachshund Limerick Poems

Written by Ralph Protsik
Categories: animal, dog, humor,

The Dachshund

The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis
Little legs that stop short of its knees 
It can schuss like a pro
Making furrows in snow
(Though its privates are given to freeze)

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Written by Jerome Malenfant
Categories: humorous,

Sherlock Holmes Once Said To Watson

Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
   It’s quite elementary;
   He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”

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Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: animal, dog,

Confused Dachshund

Confused Dachshund

There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away

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Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

Confused Dachshund

There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away

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Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: dog, fish,

Funny Photo

Atrocious breath on the brazen trout,
My dachshund backed out without a doubt.
Photo filled me with glee,
I’m so glad I could see,
My honest dog with his eyes bugged out.

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