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Limerick Poems About Dachshund
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis
Little legs that stop short of its knees
It can schuss like a pro
Making furrows in snow
(Though its privates are given to freeze)
Poem Details | by
Jerome Malenfant |
Categories:
humorous,
Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson,
“This murder was done by a dachshund!
It’s quite elementary;
He’s short and he’s hairy
And walks with two pairs of socks on.”
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
animal, dog,
There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away
WRITTEN 2/8/22
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Brian Strand Contest
Poetry Soup
February 2, 2022
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
dog, fish,
Atrocious breath on the brazen trout,
My dachshund backed out without a doubt.
Photo filled me with glee,
I’m so glad I could see,
My honest dog with his eyes bugged out.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
There's a dachshund from Key Biscay
saving ice cubes for a sweltery day
He buries them deep
hoping they'll keep
and wonders how they get away