Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
funny, happiness, health, life, loss
Slams Destroyed Her Head
Slams Destroyed Her Head
She was slammed by slam poetry, boo hoo!
Some folks wondered about the hullabaloo.
When bombarded with dread,
Sad thoughts destroyed her head.
Now, she thinks she’s a blithering cuckoo!
© July 17, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, fish,
Cuckoo-Bird
There was a cuckoo-bird lived by a lake
Thought that a great fisherman he would make
But when he set up his lines
To devour the bait he pined
He'd snarf down all the worms, for heaven's sake
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
valentines day,
Valenchime
There was a woman who lived down the block
her Valentine gift was a cuckoo clock,
so when she pulled the bird's chime
he sang out this Cupid rhyme...
"Hey baby, will you show me your TikTok?"
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Cuckoo Clock-Maker Fritz
Clock-maker Fritz lived in Bavaria
He was known as best in that area
It was cuckoo clocks he made
None were better at that trade
Cuckoo was he, prone to hysteria
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Cuckoo Clock-Maker Brachs
There was once a Swiss clock-maker named Brachs
Who specialized in making cuckoo clocks
But with age he'd lost his touch
He went cuckoo inasmuch
Striving to keep ticks in sync with the tocks
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
bird,
Cuckoos Reputation
Cuckoo has an undeserved reputation
Actually there should be a celebration
They understand it is best
To lay their eggs in another’s nest
Foster bird raises their young to fruition
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
crazy,
I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Let's keep this just between me and you
If the rest of the world only knew
They'd examine my brain
And they might think I'm sane
But my friends all know I'm wackadoo
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
caregiving, community, universe, wisdom,
A competent therapist and confidant
Get help with thought patterns all new
From the social worker guru
Talia Green's expertise
Helps seekers find peace
And implodes thinking that's cuckoo
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
son,
My Cuckoo Son
Have a cuckoo son named Scott
When he talks people giggle a lot
With his silly antics
A slight bit manic
A true chip off this old guy's block