Limerick Poems About Crow | Crow Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fun,

The Crow and I

As I was walking in the snow 
I was accosted by a crow
It did not like my face
I ran and it gave chase
Amused onlookers watched the show.

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For a contest hosted by Kevin Shaw
21st February, 2018

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: imagination,

An Old Crow

If we can't see atoms, are we sure they exist All the experts say yes, in fact, they insist These invisible devils Confuse our brain pebbles Will I kill a bunch if I smash down my fist?



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible,

Adam and Eve 101

The man who came out second-best
Was forever puffing his chest
So Eve let him know,
"Before you can crow,
It takes plumes to feather a nest!"


Poem Details | by Afolabi Muideen |
Categories: age, allegory, assonance,

A Failed Trip To the Sky

A man was happy to seeing the stars show
      He marked to trip when they fully glow
             He set his ladder up the sky
               But a pity the sky is high
           And he said, I've to eat crow



Eat crow:  be humiliated by having to admit one's defeats or mistakes.


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny, people, red,

Cock-A-Doodle-Ooo

A noisy, Rhode Island Red rooster
Awoke, from his dreams, Simon Schuster.
Simon got mad as heck
And adjusted Red's neck.
Now Red doesn't crow like he uster.



Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Jack, the Crow

Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd” 
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!


Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny

Super Bowl Hero

There once was a super bowl hero.
Who knew that he fiddled like Nero.
    But Rome didn't burn.
    His team did by durn.
All the way to the playoffs ate crow.


For Royal Trevinos "Super Bowl" contest.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: bird, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, raven, silly,

Wayward Raven

once an old raven named moe

wanted to be a young crow

ravens did surmise

he'd end up in pies

so flew him away in tow.


Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: animal, bird, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,

The Crow

I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent him crashing right on the floor!







September,3,2014


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Caw Like a Crow

Life's a bowl of cherries as the old saying goes So flap those ears and wiggle your nose Laugh at the bad stuff Giggle at the glad stuff Stick out your chest and caw like a crow © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life, love,

Caw Like a Crow

Life's a bowl of cherries as the old saying goes So flap those ears and wiggle your nose Laugh at the bad stuff Giggle at the glad stuff Stick out your chest and caw like a crow © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Renee Kelly |
Categories: life, work

Working On the Outside

After so many years working remotely
For the sake of my kids and family
   It is glorious to know
   Of my expertise I can crow
And our cash flow has increased most radically!


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Crow's Feet

I dropped a huge boulder on my big toe
let out a yell that sounded like a crow,
so while the blood squirted out
I kept jumping all about...
I thought for sure feathers would start to grow!


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Nothing To Crow About

My neighbor owned a rooster on his lot

   That woke me at four each dawn on the dot

      Recently, I haven't heard

         Crowing from that boorish bird

 l           I pray he was tossed in a boiling pot


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: bird,

Smartass Crows

Give a crow a challenge, they show off their brain power Smartass birds, smarter than your average rooster Brains figure it out Really no doubt Watched their unbelievable feats, amazed by the hour


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

Poop Disturbers

A flock of crows is known as a murder Murder a crow and it'll not cause a murmur In the scheme of things They caw, they don't sing Serve no purpose they're just poop disturbers


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nostalgia,

Just An Old Crow

Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Perry Como Crooners from way back when, quite a long time ago Today's hullabaloo Don't know who's who Guess you could say I'm an old over the hill crow


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: perspective,

Caw Like a Crow

Life's a bowl of cherries as the old saying goes So flap those ears and wiggle your nose Laugh at the bad stuff Giggle at the glad stuff Stick out your chest and caw like a crow


Poem Details | by Caycay Jennings |
Categories: humorous,

The Crow Is a Chicken

As I walked thru glistening, deep snow A crow swooped and pecked a strike combo Upon my shocked and cold nose I returned snowballs well froze Downed crows sure can chicken dance in snow
Robert Haigh's Limerick Contest February 21, 2018


Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: abuse, student,

When Jim Crow Goes Hunting For Gems

Teachers are supposed to be polishing gems.
but instead, are cracking the gloaming of innocents
Judging children by their race
when all they want to do is to play.
Jim crow is cawing for souls once again.


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny

Yum! Chicken

Yum! Chicken

There was an old man a long time ago
He starved all the way to El Dorado
Then, he bought a few chickens.
They were so finger lickin’
He happily laughed ‘til he started to crow!

© Dane Smith-Johnsen
March 7, 2010
Poetic form:  Limerick


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

Smart As a Crow

Smart as a crow..REALLY??? Are you serious? Maybe you've been drinking some spiked V8, you sound delirious Just watching a nature channel Bout habits of birds and mammals Realize we're all animals except we eat in cafeterias


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,

Crow Thief

There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: muse,

By a Nose

It can't be fooled, your old nose knows If it smells like a rat it sure ain't no crow So trust your snout As an advanced scout If it's in error, it's one you'll never outgrow


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: smart,

Smartass Crows

Crows are it when it comes to brains They blow me away, their intelligence is plain Check out their feats Only missing speech Sidestep obstacles for a crow that's insane