Limerick Poems About Croquet | Croquet Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: humorous,

Wrecks On The Nine

Tom took a day off for golf to play
His game should have been simpler croquet
Bruised head and scraped knees
His cart like swiss cheese
Wrecks on the nine, decides game's risque  

Inspired by Craig Cornish's Contest
Not an entry.....
Written: April 1, 2013

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Poem Details | by Sandra Weiss |
Categories: funny, humorous, nonsense,

Croquet Anyone

There once was a lady with a story.
She made it up for fame and glory.
Her topic, a bit risque.
A naked game of croquet.
The description was very gory.