Limerick Poems About Crocodile | Crocodile Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

In A While Crocodile



Been writing Limericks in the last while In my own inimitable quite naughty style Hope I get by those censors Nothing gained, nothing ventured Might be singing “in a while crocodile” © Jack Ellison 2013

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Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: dark, humor,

Crocodile Tears

He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.

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Contest: Open Poetry 
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

The Last Jump

There once was a man named Gump
Who went on a parachute jump
He went in with a smile
To a swamp of crocodile
And now MrGump has a stump


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

What's for Supper?

I jumped from the plane while making a wish
My purpose and plan was feeding the fish
Now feeding the crocodile
I suddenly lost my smile
Invited to supper I'm their main dish



Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Supper Inside a Boot

I jumped from the plane with a great big smile
But reaching the ground would be such a trial
A hole in my parachute
Meant supper inside a boot
The main course for some hungry crocodile


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Ouch

Ouch!

A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible, religion,

Motivating Moses

When Moses parted the waters
The mud squished up to his garters
So a crocodile said,
"If you'd rather be dead
Then guess where I'll chomp for starters!"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: kid,

Kids Eh



My dog went for a pee, came back wearing a big smile Some kids had painted him, now he looks like a crocodile Those neighbourhood kids Need a bonk on their lids Or a thrashing to make their hoohas misfire!!!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

An Oversexed Crocodile



Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fantasy,

Stunned



Got my stamina back, it's all been worthwhile The dedication is paying off, the girlies I beguile So slim and trim Stunning shape I'm in Looking in the mirror I resemble a crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fantasy,

An Over-Sexed Crocodile



Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

An Oversexed Crocodile



Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beautiful,

An Oversexed Crocodile



Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: emotions,

An Eighty-Toothed Crocodile




Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: motivation,

An Oversexed Crocodile



Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny love,

In A While Crocodile



Writing Limericks in the last wee while In my own inimitable quite naughty style Hope I get by those censors Nothing gained nothing ventured Might be singing “in a while crocodile”