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Limerick Poems About Crocodile
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Been writing Limericks in the last while
In my own inimitable quite naughty style
Hope I get by those censors
Nothing gained, nothing ventured
Might be singing “in a while crocodile”
© Jack Ellison 2013
Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
dark, humor,
He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.
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Contest: Open Poetry
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
There once was a man named Gump
Who went on a parachute jump
He went in with a smile
To a swamp of crocodile
And now MrGump has a stump
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
I jumped from the plane with a great big smile
But reaching the ground would be such a trial
A hole in my parachute
Meant supper inside a boot
The main course for some hungry crocodile
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
I jumped from the plane while making a wish
My purpose and plan was feeding the fish
Now feeding the crocodile
I suddenly lost my smile
Invited to supper I'm their main dish
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
bible, religion,
When Moses parted the waters
The mud squished up to his garters
So a crocodile said,
"If you'd rather be dead
Then guess where I'll chomp for starters!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Ouch!
A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
kid,
My dog went for a pee, came back wearing a big smile
Some kids had painted him, now he looks like a crocodile
Those neighbourhood kids
Need a bonk on their lids
Or a thrashing to make their hoohas misfire!!!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fantasy,
Got my stamina back, it's all been worthwhile
The dedication is paying off, the girlies I beguile
So slim and trim
Stunning shape I'm in
Looking in the mirror I resemble a crocodile
Poem Details | by
Terry Miller |
Categories:
humorous,
Young Connor he voyaged The Nile
By sailing a live crocodile
The beastie went SNAP!
And swallowed the chap!
Oh well, it was fun for a while.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny love,
Writing Limericks in the last wee while
In my own inimitable quite naughty style
Hope I get by those censors
Nothing gained nothing ventured
Might be singing “in a while crocodile”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fantasy,
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
beautiful,
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
emotions,
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
motivation,
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile