Limerick Poems About Crocodile | Crocodile Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

In a While Crocodile

Been writing Limericks in the last while In my own inimitable quite naughty style Hope I get by those censors Nothing gained, nothing ventured Might be singing “in a while crocodile” © Jack Ellison 2013


Written by Paul Callus
Categories: dark, humor,

Crocodile Tears

He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.

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Contest: Open Poetry 
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th



Written by Joe Flach
Categories: funny

The Last Jump

There once was a man named Gump
Who went on a parachute jump
He went in with a smile
To a swamp of crocodile
And now MrGump has a stump


Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

Supper Inside a Boot

I jumped from the plane with a great big smile
But reaching the ground would be such a trial
A hole in my parachute
Meant supper inside a boot
The main course for some hungry crocodile


Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

What's For Supper?

I jumped from the plane while making a wish
My purpose and plan was feeding the fish
Now feeding the crocodile
I suddenly lost my smile
Invited to supper I'm their main dish



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bible, religion,

Motivating Moses

When Moses parted the waters
The mud squished up to his garters
So a crocodile said,
"If you'd rather be dead
Then guess where I'll chomp for starters!"


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: happiness,

An Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: kid,

Kids Eh

My dog went for a pee, came back wearing a big smile Some kids had painted him, now he looks like a crocodile Those neighbourhood kids Need a bonk on their lids Or a thrashing to make their hoohas misfire!!!


Written by Terry Flood
Categories: animal, humorous,

Ouch

Ouch!

A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fantasy,

Stunned

Got my stamina back, it's all been worthwhile The dedication is paying off, the girlies I beguile So slim and trim Stunning shape I'm in Looking in the mirror I resemble a crocodile


Written by Terry Miller
Categories: humorous,

Denial

Young Connor he voyaged The Nile
By sailing a live crocodile
The beastie went SNAP!
And swallowed the chap!
Oh well, it was fun for a while.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: funny love,

In a While Crocodile

Writing Limericks in the last wee while In my own inimitable quite naughty style Hope I get by those censors Nothing gained nothing ventured Might be singing “in a while crocodile”


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

An Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fantasy,

An Over-Sexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: emotions,

An Eighty-Toothed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: beautiful,

An Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: motivation,

An Oversexed Crocodile

Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile