Limerick Poems About Cricket | Cricket Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

Oh Silent One

Sir Silent One has recently paid me some visits
Not silent in appreciation for his charming wee snippets
Thank you Sir Silent
You are the finest
And may I add, love your jolly old game of cricket

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Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: humor,

Soozie's in Trouble Again

I heard a noise that sounded like a cricket 
Then once again, coming from her thicket
Soozie cried, "I keep burping."
"No," I said"It's a chirping!
I'm not gonna touch that sticky wicket."

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

My Grass and Mole Cricket

My Grass and Mole Cricket

My grass is being killed by mole cricket,
Even beneath my fence that is a picket;
Grass is dying;
We are crying;
Do wish there is way that we can lick it.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: fun,

My Debut At Cricket

Sir Leonard Hutton famous for cricket
Idolized him yet we played in the snicket
His bat willow three springs and all
Ours a joke no umpire to call
Yet did dream of 'Lords' having took a wicket.

© Harry J Horsman  2015

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Poem Details | by John Fenn |
Categories: funny, sports

Cricket

I had always enjoyed playing cricket
Till one day I told them to stick it
I was in at the crease
And was brought to my knees
When a googly hit me, middle wicket

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Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

British Sport I Say

We invented cricket and football
And guess what we useless at them all
We loose every game 
Drives the supporters insane
But we good for an after game brawl

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: corruption, humorous, sports,

Having a Ball - It Just Isn'T Cricket

His team’s chances he hoped to enhance -
So a cricket player took a chance
He’s caught ball tampering
Such disgrace it did bring
He got snapped with his hands down his pants!



3/27/18

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Poem Details | by Judith S |
Categories: silly,

Cricket In My House

 Peep PEEP peep peep PEEP I'll go CRAZY
This cricket I'm calling him Zainey
He PEEP peep peep PEEPS
I can't get my sleep
My brain's become foggy and hazy!

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Poem Details | by Judith S |
Categories: humorous,

Cricket In My House - Part 2

I want to entrap him to set him free
But how do you catch what you just can't see
I come near the sound
Yet when I'm around
His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!! 

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Cuba Vs Usa

Americans lifted their picket
When Cuba proved they can't lick it
The bureaucrats came
And went back home lame
The Yanks just can't tolerate cricket!*

*Research concluded American diplomats
were assaulted by Cuban crickets rather than a sonic
bombardment

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Crickey

A duck that loved to play cricket
Slipped up on a sticky wicket
Of course Tom was there
With Marmite to spare
And a silver spoon to flick it!

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