Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
tribute,
Oh Silent One
Sir Silent One has recently paid me some visits
Not silent in appreciation for his charming wee snippets
Thank you Sir Silent
You are the finest
And may I add, love your jolly old game of cricket
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humor,
Soozie's in Trouble Again
I heard a noise that sounded like a cricket
Then once again, coming from her thicket
Soozie cried, "I keep burping."
"No," I said"It's a chirping!
I'm not gonna touch that sticky wicket."
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
My Grass and Mole Cricket
My Grass and Mole Cricket
My grass is being killed by mole cricket,
Even beneath my fence that is a picket;
Grass is dying;
We are crying;
Do wish there is way that we can lick it.
Jim Horn
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
fun,
My Debut At Cricket
Sir Leonard Hutton famous for cricket
Idolized him yet we played in the snicket
His bat willow three springs and all
Ours a joke no umpire to call
Yet did dream of 'Lords' having took a wicket.
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny, sports
Cricket
I had always enjoyed playing cricket
Till one day I told them to stick it
I was in at the crease
And was brought to my knees
When a googly hit me, middle wicket
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
British Sport I Say
We invented cricket and football
And guess what we useless at them all
We loose every game
Drives the supporters insane
But we good for an after game brawl
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
corruption, humorous, sports,
Having a Ball - It Just Isn'T Cricket
His team’s chances he hoped to enhance -
So a cricket player took a chance
He’s caught ball tampering
Such disgrace it did bring
He got snapped with his hands down his pants!
3/27/18
Written by
Judith S
Categories:
silly,
Cricket In My House
Peep PEEP peep peep PEEP I'll go CRAZY
This cricket I'm calling him Zainey
He PEEP peep peep PEEPS
I can't get my sleep
My brain's become foggy and hazy!
Written by
Judith S
Categories:
humorous,
Cricket In My House - Part 2
I want to entrap him to set him free
But how do you catch what you just can't see
I come near the sound
Yet when I'm around
His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Cuba Vs Usa
Americans lifted their picket
When Cuba proved they can't lick it
The bureaucrats came
And went back home lame
The Yanks just can't tolerate cricket!*
*Research concluded American diplomats
were assaulted by Cuban crickets rather than a sonic
bombardment
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Crickey
A duck that loved to play cricket
Slipped up on a sticky wicket
Of course Tom was there
With Marmite to spare
And a silver spoon to flick it!