Written by
Nate D.
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend
.~69~. /Zodiac.Race/
~69~ /zodiac sign/
There once was a hermit crab named Nate
Who enjoyed the solitude of his hate
Meeting a lovely lady
A sexy Texan, name P.D.
Finding true hate, trying to online date
(Zodiac Sign Contest)
Written by
Sue Mason
Categories:
sea
Lobster Tales
There once was a crab in the sea
who always wanted to be
a lobster you know
so he had to grow
a tail almost as long as he.
...ooops, Carolyn's contest is gone..I missed it...
Written by
Brooke Clark
Categories:
sea
Wayne the Whale
There once was a whale named Wayne the Whale,
In his fin there was a rusty nail,
Then he met the crab named George,
Who got the nail out of it's gorge,
Wayne the Whale left with a flip of his tail.
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Roasted Crab
Sullivano asked the roasted crab
Have you come from biology lab?
And If you do
Put on your shoe
Go to the sea you need a rehab
Written by
Susan Viscione
Categories:
sea
Cancer
They say that the crab, is crabby,
but most days, the crab is happy,
into the shell,
oh, what the hell,
crabby comes out, and starts snapping
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
body, giggle, red, sun, uplifting, weather, youth,
A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like I am in a boiling pot
Written by
John Anderson
Categories:
fun, kid,
Limerick Contest
Crabbing Ahead in Topples
Creepy the crab longed to walk straight ahead
But his lanky legs spread, side to side led.
The skips he tried were all flops
The same can be said for his hops.
But with his topples, he tumbled ahead instead.
Written by
Sandra L. Weiss
Categories:
beach, confidence, fun, ocean,
Skinny Dip
There was a woman who thought she was hip.
She went to the beach to skinny dip.
When she arrived there.
She stripped down to bare.
The crab had a very strong grip.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Pensacola and Grenola
Pensacola and Grenola
What we had presumed was Pensacola,
Did know was highly related to granola;
Apalachicola saw
With a crab craw,
And about their women said ooh la la.
Jim Horn
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Realized Trump Had Tantalized
Realized Trump Had Tantalized
What about Trump, we had realized,
Women tempted and then tantalized,
And was a crab;
Bodies did grab;
Like moron found him to be disguised
Jim Horn