Limerick Poems About Cow | Cow Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: friendship, thank you, tribute,

CASH COW

I was blessed by a golden cash cow She’s a wonderful friend to me now For those in the know She goes with the flow Here’s my tribute, may she take a bow! 12~27~16

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: animal,

A Bossy Old Cow - For Contest

A bossy old cow in the street

was rolling while licking its teat!

When it howled like a cat,

I thought: What’s up with that?

Can bossy old cows be in heat?


Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison



Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, image, silly,

A Cow Named McKuen

Once a cow named McKuen
Whose cud she was a'chew'n.
Walked into our lane
To briefly explain,
Shor beats stand'n 'n moo'n.


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: sexy,

Mary - Bawdy Limerick

I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest


Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny love, husband,

Who You Callin' Fattie-A Limerick

There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!



Poem Details | by UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA |
Categories: hilarious,

A FULANI MAN

There once was a fulani man,
whose cow was in society ban'.
He bought for't a book
which is greenish in look.
"These are leaves" said the fulani man.


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny,

Lazy Cow

Lazy Cow
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013

The cow loved to chew her cud
As she lay in the cooling mud.
She was lazy you see,
As lazy as could be,
Some would even say she was a dud.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: food,

Salad, Salad, Salad



Salad, salad, salad, every day of the year To keep me thin and trim, it's not working I fear You'd think by now I'd be slimmer than a cow This obsession for Big Macs is really severe


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, moon,

The Man in the Moon's Surprise

The man in the moon crooned such a tune

That the cow jumped over and mooned

     But a methane gas

     The bovine did pass     

The man struck a match and kaboom!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, dog, farm, funny, giggle, humor, pets,

Farm Dogs

Once a sheep dog named Percy
Licked a farmer quite slurply.
Then a wandering cow
With a mimicked bowwow,
Licked them both without mercy.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: animal, creation, fun, giggle, humor, life, smile,

You Obviously Haven't Been Listening

Talking to my wife about reincarnation Creature be, be a creature sensation Honestly what would you be A cow your telling me You obviously haven't been listening .


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, funny, nonsense,

Uncle Scrooge had lost his wallet

Uncle Scrooge had lost his wallet
He went mad and chased a pullet
He fell down the glen
Ended in  cow pen
Mr.Scrooge had to bite the bullet


Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend

The Indian Giver Love Bandit

He promised to love me forever
Then again he was just being clever
He took back his love
So I gave him a shove
Headfirst in cow dung-my endeavor!





** for Indian Giver contest
  sponsored by(Destroyer ((Poet


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: lost love,

Bare Finger

His finger is really quite bare;
The ring is no longer on there,
But he's used to it now
And he sees she's a cow -
No dripping about her affair.

*dripping – beef fat or slang for whinging

for PD's contest


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Mary Had A Little Chicken



Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken It's little beak hurt, but not as much as the lamb's kickin' Imagine now If she had a cow Oh my love sure would go out to this munchkin © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

A Lady From Greece



There once lived a lady in Greece Who was always in trouble with police Walking around nude Like a cow she mooed Offering young Greeks a taste of her t(r)eats © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

No Better Than A Cow



I'm on a big roll, so don't stop me now My best stuff can be seen just over the next brow Sometimes lose it quite quick Writing it down is the trick My memory stinks, it's no better than a cow


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Mr Cow

I had a cow with only one udder
She never gave milk to make my butter
Her udder was hard to pull
But I found out she's a bull
Thinking back now really makes me shudder


Poem Details | by Craig munn |
Categories: fun, funny,

Revenge

The cow was awful mad,
For the farmer forgot her lad.
So she got out of her stall,
And turned the farmer into a ball,
And played soccer with granddad!!!!!!!!


Poem Details | by Angela G |
Categories: funny

If You Want To Stay Married, Leave The TV on

Your mouth noise is polluting the table
You sound like a cow in the stable
Must you slurp your spaghetti
Don't dare call me petty
Thank God we have TV with cable


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: food, love,

Probably An Acre By Now



Been chowing down Post Shredded Wheat Since I was a young lad it's oh so sweet Probably an acre by now Milk from Bessie the cow This breakfast supreme simply can't be beat © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Stylish Cow

There was a young thin cow of Holland
She would love to laze around on hot sand
Eating grass was well past
She wanted to have a blast
By munching organic fruits freshly canned


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: fantasy,

Limerick Once a dainty Milkmaid with hands like lead

Limerick : Once a dainty Milkmaid with hands like lead

Once a dainty Milkmaid with hands like lead
Milked a cow whose one eye was painted red:
She woke up terrified
Thought Dali Pasteurized:
Felt upturned moustache growing through her head!

© TWignesan – Paris, 2014


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: desire,

Holy Freaking Cow



Standing in front of my closet right now Wondering what I should wear, my assets to wow Some manly attire That girlies admire Y'all know how I'm so sexually endowed


Poem Details | by T.A. Skyles-Theoklapoet |
Categories: funny

Tax time again

Filing your taxes is not much fun.
Do it right so it will be done.
       Your money is gone now.
       You should've bought a cow.
Beef is better than having none.
                             Teresa Skyles

Entered in Carolyn Devonshire's"Tax time"contest