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Written by Deb Wilson
Categories: funny, garden, sexy,

The Cougar With the Green Thumb

There once was a cougar named Rose

who kept the young men on their toes.

Working in her garden

they'd say "beg your pardon

I'll bet you could use a good hose!"



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Written by Quentin Ehlinger
Categories: funny,

Cougar Lugar

There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!

Written by Michelle Faulkner
Categories: confusion, funny, riddle, word play,

Cougar Fan

The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'

Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once An Elegant Earl From Eton

Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton

Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013.

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Comet Makes Me Want To Vomit

Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to vomit.
He’s dating another seasoned cougar.

Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: analogy, anger, angst, anxiety, conflict, fate, introspection,

How Now Bow Cow

I'd like to have my cup of coffee now
You'd like me to stand and give you a bow
Polite makes you a cougar
I might take out my Lugar
I like to see how you moo like a cow

Written by Karen Jones
Categories: art, funny love, poetry,

Cougar

There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man 
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!