Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny, garden, sexy,
There once was a cougar named Rose
who kept the young men on their toes.
Working in her garden
they'd say "beg your pardon
I'll bet you could use a good hose!"
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Poem Details | by
Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
confusion, funny, riddle, word play,
The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013.
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
adventure, passion
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She hid in powdered face and red lips
at the lounge much white wine she did sip
and when on the prowl
she'd find a night owl
cause, this "Cougar" she shot from the hip.....
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Contest ~ "Cougar Effect"
Poet~ Rick Parise
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,
Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to vomit.
He’s dating another seasoned cougar.