Limerick Poems About Cougar | Cougar Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, garden, sexy,

The Cougar With the Green Thumb

There once was a cougar named Rose

who kept the young men on their toes.

Working in her garden

they'd say "beg your pardon

I'll bet you could use a good hose!"

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Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: funny,

Cougar Lugar

There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: confusion, funny, riddle, word play,

Cougar Fan

The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once An Elegant Earl From Eton

Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton

Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013.

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: adventure, passion

On the Hunt


She hid in powdered face and red lips
at the lounge much white wine she did sip
and when on the prowl
she'd find a night owl
cause, this "Cougar" she shot from the hip.....

Contest ~ "Cougar Effect"

Poet~ Rick Parise

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Comet Makes Me Want To Vomit

Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to vomit.
He’s dating another seasoned cougar.