Limerick Poems About Collie | Collie Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, people, pets,

Old Melon

There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie.

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Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: funny

Really - Well Raleigh

REALLY?  WELL RALEIGH!

There once was a man from Raleigh
Who liked to share food with his collie
 On his knees one day,
               while bent over the tray,
                   it bit off his nose    by golly

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Not a true story

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Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Loyal Collie

A loyal collie on Chesapeake Bay
worked for his keep—if he wanted to stay
But when told: Hurry, you slob!
he laid down on the job
dreaming of running through meadows all day

6/8/22

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: sick,

Lolly Very Rude

A nudist  appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!

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Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: dog, humor,

Theatrical Collie

There is an acting coach in Battle Creek
Who taught his theatrical collie to speak
Now portraying King Lear
He’s Time’s Dog Of The Year
And stars in Lassie Call Home in a week


1/15/22

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