Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
animals, funny, people, pets,
Old Melon
There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie.
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny
Really - Well Raleigh
REALLY? WELL RALEIGH!
There once was a man from Raleigh
Who liked to share food with his collie
On his knees one day,
while bent over the tray,
it bit off his nose by golly
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Not a true story
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
sick,
Lolly Very Rude
A nudist appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
A Loyal Collie
A loyal collie on Chesapeake Bay
worked for his keep—if he wanted to stay
But when told: Hurry, you slob!
he laid down on the job
dreaming of running through meadows all day
6/8/22
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
dog, humor,
Theatrical Collie
There is an acting coach in Battle Creek
Who taught his theatrical collie to speak
Now portraying King Lear
He’s Time’s Dog Of The Year
And stars in Lassie Call Home in a week
1/15/22