Limerick Poems About Cod | Cod Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Lisa and Herb

This is the story of Lisa & Herb
A young loving pair who lived in the burbs
Fresh cod she did cook
Forgot to take out the hook
Pierced at the lip he said it's superb


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Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

I Hab a Cod

When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.




(the year is new)



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Head First On His Nog



Once knew a fellow from Cape Cod Strange things happened when speaking quite odd When he opened his yap His ears would flap Took flight, landed head first on his nog © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

SHE STINKS OF FISH - HUMOUR WARNING


When Janice ate fish on the quay, Next morning her pee smelled fishy, She said Oh MY God My pee smells of cod Fish odour I did not foresee! 05/23/21


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: fishing,

My overflowing bathroom

I fished in the sink for a cod
and landed a whole dolphin pod;
the bath and the loo
were full of them too -
but whales were too much for the rod...

for Constance's Form O 'Overflowing' contest



Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humorous,

Two Boys Went Fishing - BAWDY

Two boys were fishing when they met a willing broad The first boy quickly extended his fishing rod And so, when he was done She saw the other one Who had already caught his allotment of cod.
written July 21, 2021


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: nonsense,

hungry

Made a cod souffle' one day
slip’ry sucker got away
cooked a goose
goose got loose
So damn hungry ate toupee


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: marriage,

Our Twenty-Fifth Anniversary



Went to Cape Cod for our 25th anniversary For our 30th went back and got her, must be wary That's really not nice But I did have a choice So we're back together now and still married


Poem Details | by Joanna Feltham |
Categories: betrayal, cat, fish, food,

Chippy Tea

Fred walked home from the chippy, took a fall on ice so slippy cod slapped on his head the kids didn't get fed ~ famished strays gathered in pity.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Embarrassing Moments 1



Have any of these things ever happened to you guys On the main floor elevator in Cape Cod, Cathie wanted to cry Two large ladies got on and pushed TWO I said, “TWO? Could've walked WOO WOO'? “What! And lose a pound” one answered, “Why!”


Poem Details | by Unseeking Seeker |
Categories: character, courage, faith,

Fish wish

Refusing to die, cod sought to fly 
Looking to the sky, bravely did try
Soon it’s fins, grew as wings
Gliding now, love songs sings
Flying way up high, whilst others sigh

06-May-2021


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Head First On His Nog



Once knew a fellow from Cape Cod Strange things happened speaking quite odd He opened his yap His ears would flap Took flight, landed head first on his nog