Limerick Poems About Cod | Cod Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Lisa and Herb

This is the story of Lisa & Herb
A young loving pair who lived in the burbs
Fresh cod she did cook
Forgot to take out the hook
Pierced at the lip he said it's superb

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Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

I Hab a Cod

When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.




(the year is new)

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

She Stinks of Fish - Humour Warning

When Janice ate fish on the quay,
Next morning her pee smelled fishy,
She said Oh MY God
My pee smells of cod
Fish odour I did not foresee!





05/23/21

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Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: humorous,

Two Boys Went Fishing - Bawdy

Two boys were fishing when they met a willing broad
The first boy quickly extended his fishing rod
And so, when he was done
She saw the other one
Who had already caught his allotment of cod.

written July 21, 2021

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Head First On His Nog

Once knew a fellow from Cape Cod
Strange things happened when speaking quite odd
When he opened his yap
His ears would flap
Took flight, landed head first on his nog


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: fishing,

My Overflowing Bathroom

I fished in the sink for a cod
and landed a whole dolphin pod;
the bath and the loo
were full of them too -
but whales were too much for the rod...

for Constance's Form O 'Overflowing' contest

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: marriage,

Our Twenty-Fifth Anniversary

Went to Cape Cod for our 25th anniversary
For our 30th went back and got her, must be wary
That's really not nice
But I did have a choice
So we're back together now and still married

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Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: nonsense,

Hungry

Made a cod souffle' one day
slip’ry sucker got away
cooked a goose
goose got loose
So damn hungry ate toupee

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Head First On His Nog

Once knew a fellow from Cape Cod
Strange things happened speaking quite odd
He opened his yap
His ears would flap
Took flight, landed head first on his nog

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Embarrassing Moments 1

Have any of these things ever happened to you guys
On the main floor elevator in Cape Cod, Cathie wanted to cry
Two large ladies got on and pushed TWO
I said, “TWO? Could've walked WOO WOO'?
“What! And lose a pound” one answered, “Why!”

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Poem Details | by Unseeking Seeker |
Categories: character, courage, faith,

Fish Wish

Refusing to die, cod sought to fly 
Looking to the sky, bravely did try
Soon it’s fins, grew as wings
Gliding now, love songs sings
Flying way up high, whilst others sigh

06-May-2021

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