Limerick Poems About Cod | Cod Limerick Poems
Written by Tim Smith
Categories: humorous,

Lisa and Herb

This is the story of Lisa & Herb
A young loving pair who lived in the burbs
Fresh cod she did cook
Forgot to take out the hook
Pierced at the lip he said it's superb


Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny,

I Hab a Cod

When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.




(the year is new)



Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous,

She Stinks of Fish - Humour Warning

When Janice ate fish on the quay, Next morning her pee smelled fishy, She said Oh MY God My pee smells of cod Fish odour I did not foresee! 05/23/21


Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humorous,

Two Boys Went Fishing - Bawdy

Two boys were fishing when they met a willing broad The first boy quickly extended his fishing rod And so, when he was done She saw the other one Who had already caught his allotment of cod.
written July 21, 2021


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Head First On His Nog

Once knew a fellow from Cape Cod Strange things happened when speaking quite odd When he opened his yap His ears would flap Took flight, landed head first on his nog © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by Jack Horne
Categories: fishing,

My Overflowing Bathroom

I fished in the sink for a cod
and landed a whole dolphin pod;
the bath and the loo
were full of them too -
but whales were too much for the rod...

for Constance's Form O 'Overflowing' contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: marriage,

Our Twenty-Fifth Anniversary

Went to Cape Cod for our 25th anniversary For our 30th went back and got her, must be wary That's really not nice But I did have a choice So we're back together now and still married


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense,

Hungry

Made a cod souffle' one day
slip’ry sucker got away
cooked a goose
goose got loose
So damn hungry ate toupee


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Head First On His Nog

Once knew a fellow from Cape Cod Strange things happened speaking quite odd He opened his yap His ears would flap Took flight, landed head first on his nog


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Embarrassing Moments 1

Have any of these things ever happened to you guys On the main floor elevator in Cape Cod, Cathie wanted to cry Two large ladies got on and pushed TWO I said, “TWO? Could've walked WOO WOO'? “What! And lose a pound” one answered, “Why!”


Written by Unseeking Seeker
Categories: character, courage, faith,

Fish Wish

Refusing to die, cod sought to fly 
Looking to the sky, bravely did try
Soon it’s fins, grew as wings
Gliding now, love songs sings
Flying way up high, whilst others sigh

06-May-2021