When I made my birthday cake wish
A cockroach hopped onto my dish
More frisky than some
It looked rather glum
When it found the cake was not fish
There was a young lady of Dhaka,
She was cutting a Paprika;
Suddenly she saw a cockroach,
She thought it was about to approach,
This courageous young lady of Dhaka.
There is one thing that you should know:
Intimidation is a show
Although its not large
A cockroach will charge
A little BS helps things grow
The king's pet cockroach, a curious chap,
Swallowed a cat with a mighty snap.
Then it fainted away,
In a bug-sized dismay,
So the kingdom mourned for a week-long nap!