Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
animalsmusic, music,
The Trouser Snake
There once was a king cobra called Lance,
Who heard music and went in a trance.
People thought he was asleep,
As his thoughts were so deep.
Then he reared up and lunged for their pants.
Jack Horne for Dr Ram's Music and Meditation
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
film, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
A Real American Hero's Hilarious Hang-Up
GI Joe, with his muscles so tight,
Tried to parachute down in the night
His 'chute got all tangled,
His landing was mangled,
"Yo, Cobra!" he yelled, "That ain't right!"
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Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Slick Stick Snack
A mongoose, quite nimble and quick,
Faced a cobra, whose venom was thick.
With a dart and a weave,
He made the snake grieve,
"My lunch," he declared, "is a slick stick!"
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