Limerick Poems About Climbing | Climbing Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dakota Burns |
Categories: animal,

A Dumb Squirrel

The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash 
While climbing he got a big gash 
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash

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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny

Finally--I broke down and wrote about love

The sweet sap of passion doth please
Like a thrilling swing in the breeze
It drives me insane
Can I ever refrain
From loving and climbing the trees?


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: life,

Life

Climbing the ladder of life,
Sometimes entails much strife.
One step at a time,
Continue to climb,
And never complain to your wife.


Poem Details | by harry horsman |
Categories: funny,

A Dog's Tale

There was a fat dog from Rhyl
That found it hard climbing a hill
He swore to eat less
But his life was a mess
When Weight Watchers sent the bill 

© Harry J Horsman  2011



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: uplifting,

Constantly In Flux



Must remain upbeat because negativity sucks Builds mountains out of mole hills, now there's the crux It's mind over matter Keep climbing that ladder Always remain upbeat coz life's constantly in flux © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Matilda Our Cat



Have many opinions about this and that Sometimes I share them with Matilda our cat She tells me which path To take when I ask “No climbing trees though, you might break your back” © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: hair, humor,

Rapunzel

Rapunzels hair having great wear and tear,
enchantress gave her hair conditioner,
hair a long rope,
slippery slope,
prince climbing becoming a nightmare.








11-14-16


Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: appreciation, emotions, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Lineman

One day a hard working lineman; Up a pole, went climbing; On the line, he did hear, His wife and her lover in his ear; And now for divorce, he is filing.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: crazy,

Brain Dead



Brain's gone dead, what's happened to me Could always rhyme even climbing in a tree Age is a factor Brain's been fractured Can't even rhyme with poop or pee


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: social,

A Giggle Provoker



What the hell's happening, I'm losing control But I think there's still hope, must maintain my role My role as a joker A giggle provoker Else I'll be climbing back in my cubbyhole


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Heard Trump Chime In

Heard Trump Chime In

Trump is probably past his prime
When climbing did fall off a dime
What once used to be ready made
No longer around can he parade
In again we have heard him chime.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

Stay Kooky



Never let power manipulate you into someone you're not Be true to yourself while climbing the ladder to the top You're a smart cookie Stay happy and kooky It's what got you there among other talents you've got!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Still Cruising



Volatile this old dude can sometimes be People overreact to the minor slippage they see Still cruising along Singing life's song Not perfect but still climbing life's majestic tree


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Drooling



No matter how ancient us old geezers get One thing never changes, we still lust for duets Climbing the mountain Till that final explosion Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sensual,

Drooling



No matter how ancient us old geezers get One thing never changes, we lust for duets Climbing the mountain Till that final explosion Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

The Deluge

#MeToo staff are climbing the walls
Their switchboard is flooded with calls
'Tis a stalwart crew
But what can they do
When sporting equipment has balls?


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: endurance,

Bauer Power

Ilene will go the extra mile
And do it with a charming smile
Climbing the walls
Can lead to falls
But bouncing back is Ilene's style!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Chimps



Chimps make me smile coz they resemble Uncle George It's probably only a coincidence but I've long suspected his heritage So I wouldn't bet the farm on it But he does enjoy roaming the forests Climbing trees in search of any confirmation of his parentage


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: 1st grade, allegory, analogy,

Poem Total Climbing

Poem Total Climbing

My poem total has really been climbing,
Along with poetry writing and rhyming
Morning awoke;
Went for broke;
What assists and helps is perfect timing.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by ALKAS POETRY |
Categories: allegory, allusion, fantasy, imagination, metaphor, nonsense,

DIFFICULT SITUATIONS TO SEE HAPPEN



It's not simple to find a train at sea
or eye planes climbing on the trees
 never got to sight ox fly
fish swimming in river dry
 boats travelling rails sailing free


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

A Giggle Provoker



What the hell's happening, I'm losing control But I think there's still hope, must maintain my role My role as a joker A giggle provoker Else I'll be climbing back in my cubbyhole


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder

Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder

There had been a problem with my bladder,
Higher and higher I would climb tall ladder;
When I quibbled,
Dribbled and dribbled;
Bader and bader did become my bladder.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Brain Dead



Brain's gone dead, what's happened to me Could always rhyme even climbing in a tree Age is a factor Brain's been fractured Can't even rhyme with poop or pee


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: moving on,

Stay Loose



Never let power make you someone you're not Be true to yourself while climbing to the top You're a clever old goose Stay happy and loose It's what got you here among other talents you've forgot!