Poem Details | by
Dakota Burns |
Categories:
animal,
The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash
While climbing he got a big gash
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash
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Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny
The sweet sap of passion doth please
Like a thrilling swing in the breeze
It drives me insane
Can I ever refrain
From loving and climbing the trees?
Poem Details | by
Drjim Martin |
Categories:
life,
Climbing the ladder of life,
Sometimes entails much strife.
One step at a time,
Continue to climb,
And never complain to your wife.
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
appreciation, emotions, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
One day a hard working lineman;
Up a pole, went climbing;
On the line, he did hear,
His wife and her lover in his ear;
And now for divorce, he is filing.
Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
funny,
There was a fat dog from Rhyl
That found it hard climbing a hill
He swore to eat less
But his life was a mess
When Weight Watchers sent the bill
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
uplifting,
Must remain upbeat because negativity sucks
Builds mountains out of mole hills, now there's the crux
It's mind over matter
Keep climbing that ladder
Always remain upbeat coz life's constantly in flux
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Have many opinions about this and that
Sometimes I share them with Matilda our cat
She tells me which path
To take when I ask
“No climbing trees though, you might break your back”
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
hair, humor,
Rapunzels hair having great wear and tear,
enchantress gave her hair conditioner,
hair a long rope,
slippery slope,
prince climbing becoming a nightmare.
11-14-16
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
crazy,
Brain's gone dead, what's happened to me
Could always rhyme even climbing in a tree
Age is a factor
Brain's been fractured
Can't even rhyme with poop or pee
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
giggle,
Never let power manipulate you into someone you're not
Be true to yourself while climbing the ladder to the top
You're a smart cookie
Stay happy and kooky
It's what got you there among other talents you've got!
Poem Details | by
Emile Pinet |
Categories:
anxiety, christmas, funny, hilarious, image, imagery, silly,
Climbing onto Santa's knee
didn’t fill me with Christmas glee
for his suit was wet
and it wasn't just sweat
‘cause it smelt a lot like pee.
(Limerick)
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Chimps make me smile coz they resemble Uncle George
It's probably only a coincidence but I've long suspected his heritage
So I wouldn't bet the farm on it
But he does enjoy roaming the forests
Climbing trees in search of any confirmation of his parentage
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
social,
What the hell's happening, I'm losing control
But I think there's still hope, must maintain my role
My role as a joker
A giggle provoker
Else I'll be climbing back in my cubbyhole
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Heard Trump Chime In
Trump is probably past his prime
When climbing did fall off a dime
What once used to be ready made
No longer around can he parade
In again we have heard him chime.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
endurance,
Ilene will go the extra mile
And do it with a charming smile
Climbing the walls
Can lead to falls
But bouncing back is Ilene's style!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Volatile this old dude can sometimes be
People overreact to the minor slippage they see
Still cruising along
Singing life's song
Not perfect but still climbing life's majestic tree
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
relationship,
#MeToo staff are climbing the walls
Their switchboard is flooded with calls
'Tis a stalwart crew
But what can they do
When sporting equipment has balls?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
sensual,
No matter how ancient us old geezers get
One thing never changes, we lust for duets
Climbing the mountain
Till that final explosion
Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
No matter how ancient us old geezers get
One thing never changes, we still lust for duets
Climbing the mountain
Till that final explosion
Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, fantasy, imagination, metaphor, nonsense,
It's not simple to find a train at sea
or eye planes climbing on the trees
never got to sight ox fly
fish swimming in river dry
boats travelling rails sailing free
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
giggle,
What the hell's happening, I'm losing control
But I think there's still hope, must maintain my role
My role as a joker
A giggle provoker
Else I'll be climbing back in my cubbyhole
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder
There had been a problem with my bladder,
Higher and higher I would climb tall ladder;
When I quibbled,
Dribbled and dribbled;
Bader and bader did become my bladder.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
1st grade, allegory, analogy,
Poem Total Climbing
My poem total has really been climbing,
Along with poetry writing and rhyming
Morning awoke;
Went for broke;
What assists and helps is perfect timing.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Brain's gone dead, what's happened to me
Could always rhyme even climbing in a tree
Age is a factor
Brain's been fractured
Can't even rhyme with poop or pee
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
moving on,
Never let power make you someone you're not
Be true to yourself while climbing to the top
You're a clever old goose
Stay happy and loose
It's what got you here among other talents you've forgot!