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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Happy As A Clam



What's all this about, why are we here Time's much too short till we all disappear We're having so much fun Many challenges to be won We're happy as clams, year after year © Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: on writing and wordsme,

Wham Bam no Slam

Would I be able to write in Slam To attempt it I would just totally clam For me it's rhyme It does me just fine If I tried, it would end up in a sham


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny

Escaping the Blob

Keep your tentacles away from me

Touching your body stings like a bee

     Pardon me, for I am on the lam

     Foot crushed by the shell of a clam 

Pray you won’t follow me as I flee 


Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: anger, character, food, poetry,

Temper Tantrum

Benny B was well known as a crowder
And today he craved a bowl of clam chowder
The waitress with a frown
Said "the chowder's all gone"
Ben threw a tantrum, whining all the louder



Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: silly, word play,

Taking a Poll

After taking a new poll in southern Siam
She locked the papers in a vault, tight as a clam
When they asked her why
She said with a sigh,
"Because a poll vaulter is what I am!"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happy,

Happy As A Clam



What's all this about, why are we here Time's much too short till we all disappear We're having so much fun Many challenges to be won We're happy as clams, year after year


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy,

A Happier Clan



Been accused of being a useless old clam Better to be remembered as just a silly old man To entertain my workmates Till the boss says, “WAIT!” Outputs reduced, but “they're a happier clan!”


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: cat,

Boston Beings

A thief in search of clam chowder
Instead encountered a clowder
A pussy is nice
When its chasing mice
So the thief just took a powder