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Limerick Poems About Cinderella
Written by
Kory Calhoun
Categories:
funny
Shoe Bop - Kerplop
Cinderella was a starry-eyed lass
Dancing at the ball in shoes made of glass
While bolting for the doors
She encountered waxed floors
And unfortunately fell on her A$$!
For: SKAT*
SHOES contest
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Cinderella
Once there was a man called Ice, the Dice
Yearned for love, marriage and children
trapped rich Cinderella by trick and style
Cinderella turned “idiot Ice” “intellect vapor”
Bloody Is vapor smoke?
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Victoria, My Wife
Once there was a beauty by name Victoria alias Vitty
my wife,my Cinderella, my love, my good mate Vitty
"love till we wear"
"All for you dear"
bloody this Cinderella is no Loyola shop to pity!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, imagination
Glass Slipper
Cinderella had a shoe made of glass
Gave an opportunity too good to pass
The prince she wed
Mean sisters fled
Went from poverty straight to upper class
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
dance, destiny, fantasy,
From Soot To Riches
FROM SOOT TO RICHES
Cinderella lost her tiny glass shoe,
And after the ball there was much ado,
To find the owner it took
A while, she was sitting in soot
A princess she was made and no longer blue.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
cinderella, funny, princess, silly,
Prince Charming
there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
he had the flaming hots
for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her disarming
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
dream, fantasy, silly,
Squashed Dreams
Seems Cinderella has now learned;
her fantasies oft left her burned.
Instead of rude princes,
she’s switched to cheese blintzes
and Uber for carriage returns.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
betrayal, cinderella, dance, funny, silly, sister,
Anastasia and Drizella
once a char maid Cinderella
had hard time finding a fella
she crashed a party
thought herself smarty
outplayed Anastasia and Drizella
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
cinderella, cute, dance, funny, princess, silly,
Cinderella
Cinderella had a very hard youth
obtaining royalty her guiding truth
she left a glass shoe
as a cunning clue
as the prince was renown a clever sleuth
Written by
Priscilla Dit
Categories:
cinderella, deep, first love, miss you, passion, romantic love,
Love yours
There once was a love that was grand,
Two hearts entwined, hand in hand.
With kisses so sweet,
Their love was complete,
Together, they'd forever withstand.
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
cinderella, film, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Soot and Slippers, with Speedy Delivery
Poor Cindy, with soot on her face,
Had chores at a terrible pace.
Then a fairy, quite grand,
Waved a glittering hand,
"Your pumpkin's now Uber, embrace!"
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