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Limerick Poems About Chinchilla
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Soccer Mom Ninja
If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja
Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla
Vicious and surly
This dangerous girlie
Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
She Exposed Her Chinchilla
There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
She Exposed Her Chinchilla
There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friendship,
Patricia
Have a new friend, her name is Patricia
From the start, she's befriended this old gorilla
Her writings impress me too
They're fresh and new
How fortunate am I, she's like a sweet chinchilla
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
She Exposed Her Chinchilla
There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
animal,
Mismatched
There was an enormous gorilla
Who fell in love with a chinchilla
When time came for loving
He’s pushing and shoving
But hadn’t intended to kill ’er