Limerick Poems About Chinchilla | Chinchilla Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Soccer Mom Ninja

If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja
Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla
Vicious and surly
This dangerous girlie
Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

She Exposed Her Chinchilla

There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

She Exposed Her Chinchilla

There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

Patricia

Have a new friend, her name is Patricia
From the start, she's befriended this old gorilla
Her writings impress me too
They're fresh and new
How fortunate am I, she's like a sweet chinchilla

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

She Exposed Her Chinchilla

There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla

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Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal,

Mismatched

There was an enormous gorilla
Who fell in love with a chinchilla
When time came for loving
He’s pushing and shoving 
But hadn’t intended to kill ’er

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