A competition was held in Bulgaria
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie
beat a huge chimpanzee
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.
Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed mystery”
© May 08 2010 For Linda’s Zany Zoo contest
Lion or Chimpanzee
What if a lion I were to be
Out in field so handsome to see
Or could be leopard who is spotted;
Could tell was him hugely dotted;
Swinging through tree was chimpanzee.
Ava was an energetic child,
At times you could even call her wild.
She'd climb the highest tree,
Then like a chimpanzee,
She would swing limb to limb as she smiled.
For Brian Strand's July 6 contest
A wise chimpanzee named Stan
Dreamt of becoming a man.
So to fool all the rest
Taped a note to his chest,
My wife once dated Tarzan.