Limerick Poems About Chimpanzee | Chimpanzee Limerick Poems

Written by Angela Sutherland
Categories: funny,

Bulgarian Beauty

A competition was held in Bulgaria 
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie 
beat a huge chimpanzee 
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.

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Written by Charles Henderson
Categories: funny

Too Tall To Cross His Legs

Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed mystery”		 

© May 08 2010 For Linda’s Zany Zoo contest

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Written by Kim Merryman
Categories: adventure, child, tree,

Wild Child

Ava was an energetic child,
At times you could even call her wild.
She'd climb the highest tree,
Then like a chimpanzee,
She would swing limb to limb as she smiled.

7/6/21
For Brian Strand's July 6 contest

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Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy, animal,

For Darren White

Lion or Chimpanzee

What if a lion I were to be
Out in field so handsome to see
Or could be leopard who is spotted;
Could tell was him hugely dotted;
Swinging through tree was chimpanzee.

Jim Horn

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Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: allegory, animal, drug, humor,

less than human

While meds clear it as quick as can be
We fear having ADHD
Since feds put a lock
On our adderall stock
We're macaque or like chimpanzee

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