The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!
Oldie For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks
Entered Nov 20, 2020 for the 'QUIN-TO your five line' Poetry Contest
Can't follow 1040 instructions?
Need help claiming all those deductions?
Trump knows what you need
Is not chicken feed
But his lawyers skilled in seductions
Did you know that Chicken Little was not a man but a woman?
She wanted to always to feel like a part of someone's finest fan
Her fully rounded rump
Sure kept mighty frump
Now Chicken Little might think she's a figment of a con-man.
Written: July 15, 2015
I chase him round the hen house; gape on,
hens I picture hot chicken soup on
I put on spectacles,
cut off his testicles;
now, use-ter be rooster's my capon.
The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear
There was a spring chicken named Brewster.
He was the school’s number one booster,
but this spring he forward-sprang
from the girls’ room overhang.
Now he’s called - the naughty old rooster.
There once was a football fan from Philly
Who was known for being very silly
During the Eagles Super Bowl win
He dipped his chicken wings in gin
And gulped down Bud Light, dilly dilly
There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken,
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered.
A farmer fancied some chicken for dinner
A fat cockerel he spied sure was a winner
He sharpened his knife
To end cockerels life
Cockerel wished that he'd been a bit thinner.
Inspired by Jan Allisons poem Cluck Off
Currently my favourite dish
is not mutton,chicken or fish
a soup of poetry
it's delicious, cost free
and I'm tasting it with great relish.
There once was a man with a bucket
Who had a chicken in it to pluck it
But he said with a grin
Maybe I’ll fill it with gin
So he threw the chicken away and said _______ ____!@#@%!
Happy April Fools Day
A chicken farmer belittled native folks.
He said their beliefs were akin to jokes.
The natives put a curse on him
He laughed and called it a whim.
Until his chickens had eggs minus yolks.
Once I saw an oddly grouchy grouch,
grousing away on an old couch,
as I eat happily,
my juicy chicken soupy lunch.
Yeah! Dinner at my home is set at nine
Please don't come, mum would freak, and dad would whine
Chicken and chips
My lil bro weeps
And mum says 'dude get him a glass of wine'
A chicken one day went out walking
But chicken was too busy talking
He walked on the road
And then he got mowed
Poor chicken then ceased all his bawking
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken
It's little beak hurt, but not as much as the lamb's kickin'
If she had a cow
Oh my love sure would go out to this munchkin
© Jack Ellison 2015
Had a chicken dinner in a restaurant last night
Asked the waitress for discount coz we were so nice
She looked quite amazed
Figured I was a bit crazed
Said, “Pay or the cops will be crawling the place”
Once there was a don called “Bang roseu”
His policy “vocabulary I bang when I speaku”
“Mutton, chicken coming going” he say
“All roam like goats, dogs and hen” to say
Bloody this boss is a guardian saint of education! bang roseu!
Sully loves the classic chicken roasts
‘A perfect dozen a day’, he boasts
Meenie loves milk
Foods of that ilk
‘Cat is lesser animal’, he posts
Sully/Sullivan= my pet ghost who lives in a rain tree
Meenie=my pet female cat
The coughing, the headaches, the sneezing
This flu bug is not at all pleasing
I’m down with the croup
So, I’ll drink chicken soup
and pray the soup high ends my wheezing
Who is in the kitchen?
Me, a smile bewitchin'
Chicken breasts are switchin'
There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill
© Mar 13 2010 Charles Henderson
There once was an egg called humpty
He was fat and round and dumpty
Then one day he fell
And shattered his shell
And now he’s a chicken called lumpty
Once worked with a lady named Shirley Chen
Nice to get reacquainted with this sweetie from back then
And the rest of the group
As we shared chicken soup
Promised to meet same place in a year's time again
Can Be A Crisis
As usual there can be an incredible crisis,
Which had been caused by rising prices;
To fry chicken must we add more spices?