Limerick Poems About Cheetah | Cheetah Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: appreciation,

Nature Programs Get Top Billing

Love nature programs for they're amazing up close filming How do they capture those exploits so thrilling It's beyond my comprehension Surely grabs my attention The cheetah, the fastest land animal at 70 mph gets top billing © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: holiday, humorous, lust,

Catching a Cheetah - Bawdy

Flash Peter stayed in a hotel So handsome and minted as well He's seen bonking a floosie In the hotel jaccuzzi caught naked; his wife gave him hell! 1/24/19



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: africa,

Speedy Cheetahs

Cheetahs reach speeds of 75 miles an hour Takes 4 seconds, to reach max, other animals cower Anticipating a soiree Chasing a cheetah fillay After the said encounter, they really need a shower


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: crazy,

I Didn'T Order a Pizza

If you touch your phone in the right areas Someone will come to your door with a pizza If you say “I didn't order that!” He isn't in the mood for a chat “You owe $29.95 or I'll feed it to your pet cheetah”


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humor, lust,

Lolita Took Off

     Jose went to find a senorita
     On the way he stopped for fresh pita
         Looked around the place
         Saw a beauty; gave chase
     His 'Lolita' took off like a cheetah