Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
appreciation,
Nature Programs Get Top Billing
Love nature programs for they're amazing up close filming
How do they capture those exploits so thrilling
It's beyond my comprehension
Surely grabs my attention
The cheetah, the fastest land animal at 70 mph gets top billing
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
holiday, humorous, lust,
Catching a Cheetah - Bawdy
Flash Peter stayed in a hotel
So handsome and minted as well
He's seen bonking a floosie
In the hotel jaccuzzi
caught naked; his wife gave him hell!
1/24/19
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
africa,
Speedy Cheetahs
Cheetahs reach speeds of 75 miles an hour
Takes 4 seconds, to reach max, other animals cower
Anticipating a soiree
Chasing a cheetah fillay
After the said encounter, they really need a shower
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
crazy,
I Didn'T Order a Pizza
If you touch your phone in the right areas
Someone will come to your door with a pizza
If you say “I didn't order that!”
He isn't in the mood for a chat
“You owe $29.95 or I'll feed it to your pet cheetah”
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, lust,
Lolita Took Off
Jose went to find a senorita
On the way he stopped for fresh pita
Looked around the place
Saw a beauty; gave chase
His 'Lolita' took off like a cheetah