Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Like Loading Cattle In Seattle
When we will spend time in Seattle,
We would like loading lots of cattle;
See Rainer;
Docile deer;
What to do next, we had big battle.
Jim Horn
Lived in Redmond, WA near Seattle
from August 1976 to May 2001.
Really liked it but too expensive.
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Gert W. Knop |
Categories:
funny
There was once a nerd so eager to lurk
Well fed up with his life and his cattle
So he took off with a boat
But that boat did not float
And started to swim from Dover to Dunkirk
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,
once a child with a rattle
enjoyed crawling around cattle
till its mother found out
and to her ex did shout
you lost your custody battle.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
baseball,
Texas is renowned for cowboys and cattle
And riding bareback without any saddle
Not winning ball teams
But inevitably it seems
Hopefully the Jays will win this epic battle
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Kentucky conjures up wide open spaces
Horses and cowboys and a land so spacious
Cowgirls riding rough
Roping cattle in the buff
The cattle, not the cowgirls, who are much more vivacious
Poem Details | by
Lin Lane |
Categories:
conflict,
That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick
May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
bird,
The Cattle Egret is a bird
That chooses to follow the herd
Because it can't find
A girl who is kind
Or a man as good as his word
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Cattle rustler’s name - Persnickety Pete
Never rustled, just lured cattle with treats
For a rustler, a freak
Pete was a real sneak
If treats didn’t work, he’d pull a cow’s teats
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
animal,
A Scotsman who searched for a wife
was tired of his solitary life;
he dated a few,
before people knew
he rogered the cattle in Fife...
for Charles' contest
apologies to any Scotsmen!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
blessing,
As a vegetarian, you'll be safe from beef cattle
Rather than attack, they'll ask for a game of Scrabble
Charming as that is
Don't trust their antics
They'll moo you till you tear up then chop on your ankles
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trees When Color Did Change
Could see trees when color did change;
Cattle would exist while living on range;
We did view;
Heard go moo,
And President Trump seems so strange.
Jim Horn