Limerick Poems About Cattle | Cattle Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Like Loading Cattle In Seattle

Like Loading Cattle In Seattle

When we will spend time in Seattle,
We would like loading lots of cattle;
See Rainer;
Docile deer;
What to do next, we had big battle.

Jim Horn
Lived in Redmond, WA near Seattle
from August 1976 to May 2001.
Really liked it but too expensive.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Banana Cream Pie

Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle

© Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Gert W. Knop |
Categories: funny

There Was Once a Nerd

There was once a nerd so eager to lurk
Well fed up with his life and his cattle
So  he took off with a boat
But that boat did not float
And started to swim from Dover to Dunkirk

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

nerd dad

once a child with a rattle

enjoyed crawling around cattle

till its mother found out

and to her ex did shout

you lost your custody battle.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

This Epic Battle

Texas is renowned for cowboys and cattle
And riding bareback without any saddle
Not winning ball teams
But inevitably it seems
Hopefully the Jays will win this epic battle


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

My Ole Kentucky Home

Kentucky conjures up wide open spaces
Horses and cowboys and a land so spacious
Cowgirls riding rough
Roping cattle in the buff
The cattle, not the cowgirls, who are much more vivacious

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Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: conflict,

The End of Moron Mick

That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick


May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bird,

Flipping the Bird

The Cattle Egret is a bird
That chooses to follow the herd
Because it can't find
A girl who is kind
Or a man as good as his word

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Persnickety Pete

Cattle rustler’s name - Persnickety Pete
Never rustled, just lured cattle with treats
   For a rustler, a freak
   Pete was a real sneak
If treats didn’t work, he’d pull a cow’s teats

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: animal,

The Scotsman

A Scotsman who searched for a wife
was tired of his solitary life;
he dated a few,
before people knew
he rogered the cattle in Fife...

for Charles' contest

apologies to any Scotsmen!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: blessing,

A Vegetarian

As a vegetarian, you'll be safe from beef cattle
Rather than attack, they'll ask for a game of Scrabble
Charming as that is
Don't trust their antics
They'll moo you till you tear up then chop on your ankles

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trees When Color Did Change

Trees When Color Did Change

Could see trees when color did change;
Cattle would exist while living on range;
We did view;
Heard go moo,
And President Trump seems so strange.

Jim Horn

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