Limerick Poems About Carp | Carp Limerick Poems
Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fish,

Flying Fish

A species of fish can actually jump into your boat Asian Carp they're called, six feet in the air they can float Up to 100 pounds Can bust your crown No need for a fishing line, but you sure can be smote


Written by Edward Ibeh
Categories: fishing, humor,

Hurtin' Jim

Poor, poor fisherman, Jim Proctor
A flying carp sent him to the doctor
He was out sturgeon fishin'
Now his left eye's hurtin'
When his wife first saw it, it shocked her



Date written and posted: 06/03/2018



Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: analogy, anger, angst, fish, giggle, humor,

The Angry Chef

The Angry Chef A seafood chef near the golden gate Is constantly mean and irate Punching the trout Kicking carp all about Blaming fish for their sorry fate