Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fish,
Flying Fish
A species of fish can actually jump into your boat
Asian Carp they're called, six feet in the air they can float
Up to 100 pounds
Can bust your crown
No need for a fishing line, but you sure can be smote
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
fishing, humor,
Hurtin' Jim
Poor, poor fisherman, Jim Proctor
A flying carp sent him to the doctor
He was out sturgeon fishin'
Now his left eye's hurtin'
When his wife first saw it, it shocked her
Date written and posted: 06/03/2018
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
analogy, anger, angst, fish, giggle, humor,
The Angry Chef
The Angry Chef
A seafood chef near the golden gate
Is constantly mean and irate
Punching the trout
Kicking carp all about
Blaming fish for their sorry fate