I wish to go to Katmando,
live on the beach, own a canoe,
go fishing the whole day long,
no one to tell me I'm wrong,
I hope that my wish does come true.
A very rich lady from Burbank,
Was in a canoe when it sank,
Her fur and diamonds got lost
In the watery impost,
As she dog-paddled her way to the bank.
There once was a Man of Mystery,
Who survived an event in History.
Escaped the Marie Celeste,
In a Canoe, heading West.
As for the rest, it’s still a mystery.
Time for a new maritime party
Leadership bold, yet seasoned and hearty --
Took a long time to pick it
But we've got us the ticket --
"Tip-a-canoe" and "Right-the-Ship-Smarty"
my girlfriends dad is so nice
sold me a canoe half price
but on our first date
we got home quite late
saved by flotation device
Rapa Nui had no trees
Not one canoe to fish the seas
No fire to cook
No shady brook
Donald Trump pay attention PLEASE!
There's Santa that came to Waikiki bay
On an outrigger canoe Christmas Day
He wore a grass hula skirt
And a large Aloha shirt
His course went astray he opted to play
A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest