Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Sue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one would know!
4/5/18
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Poem Details | by
Carol Fillmore |
Categories:
animals, funny
There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
humor, work,
Like Laurence of Arabia in a camel race,
hump day can go by at a very fast pace,
while there are other times,
camel spits me in the eye,
and over the hump is no piece of cake.
11-2-16
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
christmas, clothes, humor,
Once again felt cold due to the weather,
added more layers for good warm measure,
got it as a gift,
a camel would spit,
if it saw me in my ugly Christmas sweater.
12-17-16
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
There was a young writer from Cairo,
So proud of his free flowing biro,
But he lost it in the sand
When a camel knocked his hand,
No longer his writing can flow so.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
Paul's camel Tahli loved DrOetker
Mugged for the camera of Baker
And went out for a date
With Oetker's daughter Kate
He was out of date as a love maker
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
There once was a camel calf in the zoo
The adults had one hump; it had two
The female acted sly,
The male wondered why,
The reason, I knew and Darwin did to, do you?
Entry in the Zany Zoo contest
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humor,
Limerick : Once a Flutist played an enticing tune
Once a Flutist played an enticing tune
While sitting on a seat-burning dune
Bedouins learned from camels
While suff’ring from measles
To compose get camel measles in June !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, health, silly,
There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
The vet shook his head
Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
animal, baby, humor,
The camel showed her new calf to a few
calf got scared and friends faces looked like glue
they weren't mad
they just declared
the new calfs a spitting image of you!
9-18-17
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
inspiration,
Another day and I'm still riding my camel
Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles
Slow but sure
Avoid detours
Occasional temptations your ideals get trampled
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, giggle, romantic,
Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
He went ape for the babes, this
Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Why did we choose “goose” bumps
Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps
How about “camel”
Grrr, only two per mammal
Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Why did we choose “goose” bumps
Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps
How about “camel”
Grrr, only two per mammal
Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Another day and I'm still riding my camel
Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles
Slow but sure
Avoid detours
Some temptations and your ideals get trampled
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 10
A camel once sat on his rump,
And his friend said "You look like a chump!"
But he just gave a cough,
And said "You can hop off"
"C'os you're starting to give me the hump"
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, cute, funny, giggle, humorous, kiss, silly,
I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
I asked for a kiss.
It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss one bit!
Poem Details | by
Lisle Ryder |
Categories:
bible, gospel, jesus, religious, wisdom,
“How hard it is for those who have wealth
to enter the kingdom even with stealth.
While a camel might wriggle
through the eye of a needle,
how can a rich man find heaven himself?”
Mark 10.23-27