Limerick Poems About Camel | Camel Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, clothes, humorous,

TOEING THE LINE - BAWDY LIMERICK

Sue’s panties gave her so much woe - She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’ But with help from soft plastic Her new outline’s fantastic It’s discrete and no one would know! 4/5/18

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Poem Details | by Carol Fillmore |
Categories: animals, funny

Camel Travel

There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.

















Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, work,

Mid Week Day

Like Laurence of Arabia in a camel race,
hump day can go by at a very fast pace,
while there are other times,
camel spits me in the eye,
and over the hump is no piece of cake.





11-2-16


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Lost Cairo Biro

There was a young writer from Cairo,
   So proud of his free flowing biro,
       But he lost it in the sand 
   When a camel knocked his hand,
   No longer his writing can flow so.


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: christmas, clothes, humor,

My Sweater

Once again felt cold due to the weather,
added more layers for good warm measure,
got it as a gift,
a camel would spit,
if it saw me in my ugly Christmas sweater.










12-17-16



Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Flutist played an enticing tune

Limerick : Once a Flutist played an enticing tune

Once a Flutist played an enticing tune
While sitting on a seat-burning dune
Bedouins learned from camels
While suff’ring from measles
To compose get camel measles in June !

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013  


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Dromedary Affair

There once was a camel calf in the zoo
The adults had one hump; it had two
The female acted sly,
The male wondered why,
The reason, I knew and Darwin did to, do you?



Entry in the Zany Zoo contest


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, health, silly,

A Camel in Egypt with Mumps

There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
   The vet shook his head
   Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: animal, baby, humor,

Camels New Calf

The camel showed her new calf to a few
calf got scared and friends faces looked like glue
they weren't mad
they just declared 
the new calfs a spitting image of you!



9-18-17


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspiration,

Still Riding My Camel



Another day and I'm still riding my camel Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles Slow but sure Avoid detours Occasional temptations your ideals get trampled


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, giggle, romantic,

Camel Went Ape for the Babes

Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Still Riding My Camel



Another day and I'm still riding my camel Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles Slow but sure Avoid detours Some temptations and your ideals get trampled


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 10

Wildlife 10

A camel once sat on his rump,
And his friend said "You look like a chump!"
But he just gave a cough,
And said "You can hop off"
"C'os you're starting to give me the hump"


Poem Details | by Lisle Ryder |
Categories: bible, gospel, jesus, religious, wisdom,

The barrier of wealth

“How hard it is for those who have wealth
to enter the kingdom even with stealth.
     While a camel might wriggle
     through the eye of a needle,
how can a rich man find heaven himself?”

Mark 10.23-27


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Duck Bumps



Why did we choose “goose” bumps Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps How about “camel” Grrr, only two per mammal Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps