Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Toeing the Line - Bawdy Limerick
Sue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one would know!
4/5/18
Written by
Carol Fillmore
Categories:
animals, funny
Camel Travel
There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, work,
Mid Week Day
Like Laurence of Arabia in a camel race,
hump day can go by at a very fast pace,
while there are other times,
camel spits me in the eye,
and over the hump is no piece of cake.
11-2-16
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
christmas, clothes, humor,
My Sweater
Once again felt cold due to the weather,
added more layers for good warm measure,
got it as a gift,
a camel would spit,
if it saw me in my ugly Christmas sweater.
12-17-16
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Lost Cairo Biro
There was a young writer from Cairo,
So proud of his free flowing biro,
But he lost it in the sand
When a camel knocked his hand,
No longer his writing can flow so.
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Dromedary Affair
There once was a camel calf in the zoo
The adults had one hump; it had two
The female acted sly,
The male wondered why,
The reason, I knew and Darwin did to, do you?
Entry in the Zany Zoo contest
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Paul's Camel Tahli
Paul's camel Tahli loved DrOetker
Mugged for the camera of Baker
And went out for a date
With Oetker's daughter Kate
He was out of date as a love maker
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor,
Limerick: Once a Flutist Played An Enticing Tune
Limerick : Once a Flutist played an enticing tune
Once a Flutist played an enticing tune
While sitting on a seat-burning dune
Bedouins learned from camels
While suff’ring from measles
To compose get camel measles in June !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, health, silly,
A Camel In Egypt With Mumps
There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
The vet shook his head
Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
animal, baby, humor,
Camels New Calf
The camel showed her new calf to a few
calf got scared and friends faces looked like glue
they weren't mad
they just declared
the new calfs a spitting image of you!
9-18-17
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, romantic,
Camel Went Ape For the Babes
Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
He went ape for the babes, this
Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
inspiration,
Still Riding My Camel
Another day and I'm still riding my camel
Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles
Slow but sure
Avoid detours
Occasional temptations your ideals get trampled
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, cute, funny, giggle, humorous, kiss, silly,
Kit the Camel
I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
I asked for a kiss.
It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss one bit!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Duck Bumps
Why did we choose “goose” bumps
Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps
How about “camel”
Grrr, only two per mammal
Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Duck Bumps
Why did we choose “goose” bumps
Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps
How about “camel”
Grrr, only two per mammal
Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Still Riding My Camel
Another day and I'm still riding my camel
Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles
Slow but sure
Avoid detours
Some temptations and your ideals get trampled
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 10
Wildlife 10
A camel once sat on his rump,
And his friend said "You look like a chump!"
But he just gave a cough,
And said "You can hop off"
"C'os you're starting to give me the hump"
Written by
Lisle Ryder
Categories:
bible, gospel, jesus, religious, wisdom,
The Barrier of Wealth
“How hard it is for those who have wealth
to enter the kingdom even with stealth.
While a camel might wriggle
through the eye of a needle,
how can a rich man find heaven himself?”
Mark 10.23-27
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
animal, drink, fantasy, food, humor, sea, silly,
Tea-Drinking Camels
The camel, when drinking of tea,
Takes sugar proportionately.
For each of its humps
It drops twenty lumps;
But more, if it’s sailing by sea.