Limerick Poems About Camel | Camel Limerick Poems
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, clothes, humorous,

Toeing the Line - Bawdy Limerick

Sue’s panties gave her so much woe - She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’ But with help from soft plastic Her new outline’s fantastic It’s discrete and no one would know! 4/5/18


Written by Carol Fillmore
Categories: animals, funny

Camel Travel

There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.



Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: humor, work,

Mid Week Day

Like Laurence of Arabia in a camel race,
hump day can go by at a very fast pace,
while there are other times,
camel spits me in the eye,
and over the hump is no piece of cake.





11-2-16


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: christmas, clothes, humor,

My Sweater

Once again felt cold due to the weather,
added more layers for good warm measure,
got it as a gift,
a camel would spit,
if it saw me in my ugly Christmas sweater.










12-17-16


Written by John Williams
Categories: humorous,

Lost Cairo Biro

There was a young writer from Cairo,
   So proud of his free flowing biro,
       But he lost it in the sand 
   When a camel knocked his hand,
   No longer his writing can flow so.



Written by Joe Flach
Categories: funny

Dromedary Affair

There once was a camel calf in the zoo
The adults had one hump; it had two
The female acted sly,
The male wondered why,
The reason, I knew and Darwin did to, do you?



Entry in the Zany Zoo contest


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

Paul's Camel Tahli

Paul's camel Tahli loved  DrOetker
                            Mugged for the camera of  Baker
                                   And went out for a date
                                With Oetker's daughter Kate
                          He was out of date as a love maker


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Flutist Played An Enticing Tune

Limerick : Once a Flutist played an enticing tune

Once a Flutist played an enticing tune
While sitting on a seat-burning dune
Bedouins learned from camels
While suff’ring from measles
To compose get camel measles in June !

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, health, silly,

A Camel In Egypt With Mumps

There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
   The vet shook his head
   Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: animal, baby, humor,

Camels New Calf

The camel showed her new calf to a few
calf got scared and friends faces looked like glue
they weren't mad
they just declared 
the new calfs a spitting image of you!



9-18-17


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, giggle, romantic,

Camel Went Ape For the Babes

Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: inspiration,

Still Riding My Camel

Another day and I'm still riding my camel Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles Slow but sure Avoid detours Occasional temptations your ideals get trampled


Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: animal, cute, funny, giggle, humorous, kiss, silly,

Kit the Camel

I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
	I asked for a kiss.
	It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss one bit!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Duck Bumps

Why did we choose “goose” bumps Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps How about “camel” Grrr, only two per mammal Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Duck Bumps

Why did we choose “goose” bumps Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps How about “camel” Grrr, only two per mammal Oh well..guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: life,

Still Riding My Camel

Another day and I'm still riding my camel Get there eventually avoiding life's hassles Slow but sure Avoid detours Some temptations and your ideals get trampled


Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 10

Wildlife 10

A camel once sat on his rump,
And his friend said "You look like a chump!"
But he just gave a cough,
And said "You can hop off"
"C'os you're starting to give me the hump"


Written by Lisle Ryder
Categories: bible, gospel, jesus, religious, wisdom,

The Barrier of Wealth

“How hard it is for those who have wealth
to enter the kingdom even with stealth.
     While a camel might wriggle
     through the eye of a needle,
how can a rich man find heaven himself?”

Mark 10.23-27


Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: animal, drink, fantasy, food, humor, sea, silly,

Tea-Drinking Camels

The camel, when drinking of tea,
Takes sugar proportionately.
For each of its humps
It drops twenty lumps;
But more, if it’s sailing by sea.