Limerick Poems About Buffalo | Buffalo Limerick Poems
Written by Marlene Murray
Categories: funny,

Thwartly Morty

There once was a buffalo named Morty
Who thought he was ever so sporty
Speed skating his game
The Olympics he'd aim
This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pain,

Wrestling a Buffalo

Seems my age is finally starting to show More shaky recently since wrestling that buffalo Wifey reminded me You're nearing eighty-three As bones stuck out somewhere below



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bird,

Birding

A birder in search of a bird
Just slipped on a buffalo turd
Sharp as a tack
Flat on his back
He learned not to follow the herd!


Written by Roger Roger
Categories: history, western,

Hunter Joe

Long time ago in town of El Paso 
there's a handsome cowboy named Hunter Joe.
Charming as Buffalo Bill,
his mere looks could even kill; 
Ladies flocked him like a wild Wild West show

May 1, 2023 

A Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest (4th place) 
Sponsored By: Tania Kitchin


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Fly vs Buffalo


A fly, quite audacious and small,
Tried to land on a buffalo's ball.
The beast gave a twitch,
And sent him a hitch,
"That's not landing," he buzzed, "not at all!"

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