Written by
Marlene Murray
Categories:
funny,
Thwartly Morty
There once was a buffalo named Morty
Who thought he was ever so sporty
Speed skating his game
The Olympics he'd aim
This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pain,
Wrestling a Buffalo
Seems my age is finally starting to show
More shaky recently since wrestling that buffalo
Wifey reminded me
You're nearing eighty-three
As bones stuck out somewhere below
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
bird,
Birding
A birder in search of a bird
Just slipped on a buffalo turd
Sharp as a tack
Flat on his back
He learned not to follow the herd!
Written by
Roger Roger
Categories:
history, western,
Hunter Joe
Long time ago in town of El Paso
there's a handsome cowboy named Hunter Joe.
Charming as Buffalo Bill,
his mere looks could even kill;
Ladies flocked him like a wild Wild West show
May 1, 2023
A Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest (4th place)
Sponsored By: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Fly vs Buffalo
A fly, quite audacious and small,
Tried to land on a buffalo's ball.
The beast gave a twitch,
And sent him a hitch,
"That's not landing," he buzzed, "not at all!"
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