Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
sports
Boxing Bee
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Dancing and prancing, “Frazer can’t hit me”
Frazer’s punch was a killer
Smoking hot in Manila
Refutes the Rope a dope prophet Ali!!
For Contest; My Favorite Sports_ Limerick
For and in honor of Royal Trrevino
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Boxing Day
My love loves to knit and crochet
And she does it all her own way
She knitted a scarf
As long as a wharf
Guess what I got on Christmas Day?
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Did Call Pennsylvania Dutch
Did Call Pennsylvania Dutch
When old while walking needed crutch
And in every room could see a hutch;
Bridges going over water
With walls on long border;
So did call all of them Pennsylvania Dutch.
Jim Horn
Trump loves building borders
and boxing all of us in.
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor,
Boxing Mohammed
I once boxed Mohammed Ali.
Then I knocked him out in Round Three.
I thrust out my chest
to show who was best.
Said, “Yo, now who stings like a bee?”
5th Place
Name Dropper Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw
9/14/17
Written by
James Study
Categories:
father, life, relationship,
My Old Man
Whenever he spoke it was a shout
He charged through life like a boxing bout
He took the blows and stood
He was a tree of hardwood
But soft his voice when I would doubt
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
holiday,
Bach Sing Dei
After Christmas comes Boxing Day
When mum carts the rubbish away
Like one of the boys
Dad plays with our toys
Day is done; what more can I say?
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
sports,
Come Out Swinging
I watched my TV and I laughed
The boxing was really quite daft
They kept social distance
No punch met resistance
But one caught a cold from the draught
Written by
Mbj Pancras
Categories:
age, allegory, boxing day , conflict, confusion, crazy, destiny,
Loose Talk
Gin wants Bin to play fun with Glen,
But Sen seeks a round bun to free the hen
Couched in the palms of Ren who blinks his brown eyes,
And all the men break the glass they have,
And walk away with a loose talk
That they never talk anything but loose talk.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
boxing day ,
Box In Day
You've got to hand it to Millie
She knows what makes men act silly!
Just ask Uncle Fred
Who took her to bed
Where she circum-sighed his willie!
Written by
Karen Jones
Categories:
appreciation, boxing day ,
Mike Tyson
I watched Mike Tyson fight
At 58 was no delight sight
But respect to him
For going to the gym
I guess the money was right
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
boxing day ,
The American Boxing Day
The American Boxing Day
Is one where the retailers pay
For unwanted gifts
Received from spendthrifts
They can't possibly give away
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Pulverised
My word, what a dreadful sight,
A boxer lost a prestigious fight,
His nose was a flood,
With masses of blood,
He won't be boxing tonight!
Written by
George Ojuku Momoh
Categories:
4th grade, africa, art, black african american, boxing day ,
I Want To Fly
I want to fly
To the high hill of a mile
Where even the sun can't find me,
The moon can't hide in
Somewhere very close to the sky
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hilarious,
Kick Boxing Is Fun
Kick boxing can be fun except for the rules
No kicks below the belt in a man's precious jewels
You may get a warning
When one ends up wailing
And cursing like a trooper with naughty looks so cruel
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
humor, humorous,
From Ballerina Dreams to Boxing Rings
A kangaroo, quite fond of a hop,
Tried to join a ballet troupe's top.
He leaped with such grace,
Then landed on face,
"Perhaps boxing," he muttered, "won't flop."
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Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
boxing day ,
Punch Drunk
He should never have stepped in the ring
Because he had no talent to bring
Even though he battled
His brain just got rattled
And now he can't remember a thing