Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humorous,
The Highest Bowling Game Ever 301
I once bowled a three hundred and one
Someone told me that couldn't be done
I said, "I've done it before..
When I had bowled my high score..
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny
Take a Risk - Ode To Bowling
Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!
Written by
Kory Calhoun
Categories:
funny
That Must'Ve Hurt
There once was a young man from New Paltz
Who performed tricks at bowling league halls
One day with his yo-yo
His teammates screamed: "OH, NO!"
When the darn toy got caught 'round their balls!
For Deborah Guzzi
There once was a man from Dunkirk contest
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous,
Bald Fred
Bald Fred
DrJames EMartin
©March, 2014
They simply called him Fred.
He had not a hair on his head.
He was bald as a ball
From the bowling mall
But not quite as round it was said.
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny
Bowling Ho!
Bowl the ball forward; not back
Someone's leg you just might crack!
Someone's ball is in the gutter?
Oh the things people will mutter!
Hoping you have the knack!
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, sports
Love Bowling...It Doesn'T Love Me!
When I'm bowling I try not to fall
As my game plan I aim to recall
Well my form is so fine
Too close to the foul line
Seems my best shot is the gutter ball!
* For Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" contest
Written by
Rebecca Beirne
Categories:
funny, imagination, nature,
The Storm
When the storm hit our town of Old Soling
It brought with it thunder a rolling.
My son said don’t fear,
As the angels are near
Because once again God must be bowling
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous,
I Stand Not Alone
I stand not alone, but grouped as ten
Here comes that big black ball again
I'm down, but not dead
Pulled up by my head
It's just not easy for a bowling pin!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
strength,
They Can Crush a Bowling Ball
Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if he's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Balls At a Bowling Pin
Balls At a Bowling Pin
A big leaguer he had always been;
Liked throwing balls at a bowling pin;
Which game played can be confusing,
Whether you are winning or losing;
Will neither play either game again.
Jim Horn
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
celebration, humorous, sports,
Twelve Perfect Strikes
Joe's brand-new bowling ball rolled down the lane
Knocked down all ten pins again and again
He'd bowled twelve perfect strikes
So Joe shouted out, "Yikes!"
When he awoke, it was all down the drain
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
funny, silly, word play,
Upside Down World
Flip flop look what’s landed on top
Straight out of the barbershop
Bald head’s a bowling ball
Leg up high for aerial
Come swift stumbling to a full stop
AP: Honorable Mention 2022
Submitted on January 4, 2018 for contest UPSIDE DOWN WORLD sponsored by EVE ROPER - RANKED 3RD
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
strength,
Can Crush a Bowling Ball
Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if he's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humorous,
A Hip Old Timer
A hip old-timer in Bowling Green
somehow thinks he’s still seventeen
His hair’s Brill Cream slick
He thinks Gidget’s his chic
And he’s sure he’s the next James Dean
2/10/22
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
death,
Can Crush a Bowling Ball
Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
They can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if it's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
angel, games,
De'spare
When a bowling ball's low on strikes.
Their souls will roll up toward the sky.
When every hole is repaired.
There's no need for de'spare.
Angel thunder will be rolling all night.