Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humorous,
I once bowled a three hundred and one
Someone told me that couldn't be done
I said, "I've done it before..
When I had bowled my high score..
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"
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Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!
Poem Details | by
Kory Calhoun |
Categories:
funny
There once was a young man from New Paltz
Who performed tricks at bowling league halls
One day with his yo-yo
His teammates screamed: "OH, NO!"
When the darn toy got caught 'round their balls!
For Deborah Guzzi
There once was a man from Dunkirk contest
Poem Details | by
DrJim Martin |
Categories:
humorous,
Bald Fred
DrJames EMartin
©March, 2014
They simply called him Fred.
He had not a hair on his head.
He was bald as a ball
From the bowling mall
But not quite as round it was said.
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny, sports
When I'm bowling I try not to fall
As my game plan I aim to recall
Well my form is so fine
Too close to the foul line
Seems my best shot is the gutter ball!
* For Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" contest
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Bowl the ball forward; not back
Someone's leg you just might crack!
Someone's ball is in the gutter?
Oh the things people will mutter!
Hoping you have the knack!
Poem Details | by
Rebecca Beirne |
Categories:
funny, imagination, nature,
When the storm hit our town of Old Soling
It brought with it thunder a rolling.
My son said don’t fear,
As the angels are near
Because once again God must be bowling
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Balls At a Bowling Pin
A big leaguer he had always been;
Liked throwing balls at a bowling pin;
Which game played can be confusing,
Whether you are winning or losing;
Will neither play either game again.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
humorous,
I stand not alone, but grouped as ten
Here comes that big black ball again
I'm down, but not dead
Pulled up by my head
It's just not easy for a bowling pin!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
celebration, humorous, sports,
Joe's brand-new bowling ball rolled down the lane
Knocked down all ten pins again and again
He'd bowled twelve perfect strikes
So Joe shouted out, "Yikes!"
When he awoke, it was all down the drain
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
strength,
Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if he's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
funny, silly, word play,
Flip flop look what’s landed on top
Straight out of the barbershop
Bald head’s a bowling ball
Leg up high for aerial
Come swift stumbling to a full stop
AP: Honorable Mention 2022
Submitted on January 4, 2018 for contest UPSIDE DOWN WORLD sponsored by EVE ROPER - RANKED 3RD
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
strength,
Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if he's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humorous,
A hip old-timer in Bowling Green
somehow thinks he’s still seventeen
His hair’s Brill Cream slick
He thinks Gidget’s his chic
And he’s sure he’s the next James Dean
2/10/22
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
death,
Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
They can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if it's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack