Limerick Poems About Bowling | Bowling Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humorous,

The Highest Bowling Game Ever 301

I once bowled a three hundred and one 
Someone told me that couldn't be done 
I said, "I've done it before..
When I had bowled my high score..
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"

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Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny

Take a Risk - Ode to Bowling

Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!


Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny

That must've hurt

There once was a young man from New Paltz
Who performed tricks at bowling league halls
One day with his yo-yo
His teammates screamed: "OH, NO!"
When the darn toy got caught 'round their balls!



For Deborah Guzzi
There once was a man from Dunkirk contest


Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, sports

Love Bowling...It Doesn't Love Me!

When I'm bowling I try not to fall
As my game plan I aim to recall
Well my form is so fine
Too close to the foul line
Seems my best shot is the gutter ball!





* For Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" contest



Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: humorous,

Bald Fred

Bald Fred
DrJames EMartin
©March, 2014

They simply called him Fred.
He had not a hair on his head.
He was bald as a ball
From the bowling mall
But not quite as round it was said.


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny

Bowling Ho!

Bowl the ball forward; not back
Someone's leg you just might crack!
Someone's ball is in the gutter?
Oh the things people will mutter!
Hoping you have the knack!


Poem Details | by Rebecca Beirne |
Categories: funny, imagination, nature,

The Storm

When the storm hit our town of Old Soling
It brought with it thunder a rolling.
My son said don’t fear,
As the angels are near
Because once again God must be bowling 


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Balls At a Bowling Pin

Balls At a Bowling Pin

A big leaguer he had always been;
Liked throwing balls at a bowling pin;
Which game played can be confusing,
Whether you are winning or losing;
Will neither play either game again.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: strength,

They Can Crush A Bowling Ball



Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat Best keep your distance Even if he's persistent He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack


Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: funny, silly, word play,

UPSIDE DOWN WORLD

Flip flop look what’s landed on top
Straight out of the barbershop
Bald head’s a bowling ball
Leg up high for aerial
Come swift stumbling to a full stop



Submitted for contest UPSIDE DOWN WORLD sponsored by EVE ROPER - January 4, 2018  -  RANKED 3RD


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: celebration, humorous, sports,

Twelve Perfect Strikes

Joe's brand-new bowling ball rolled down the lane
Knocked down all ten pins again and again
   He'd bowled twelve perfect strikes
   So Joe shouted out, "Yikes!"
When he awoke, it was all down the drain


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: humorous,

I Stand Not Alone

I stand not alone, but grouped as ten
Here comes that big black ball again
I'm down, but not dead
Pulled up by my head
It's just not easy for a bowling pin!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: strength,

Can Crush A Bowling Ball



Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat Best keep your distance Even if he's persistent He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humorous,

A Hip Old Timer

A hip old-timer in Bowling Green
somehow thinks he’s still seventeen
His hair’s Brill Cream slick
He thinks Gidget’s his chic
And he’s sure he’s the next James Dean

2/10/22


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: death,

Can Crush A Bowling Ball



Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap They can crush a bowling ball totally flat Best keep your distance Even if it's persistent He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack