Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
animal, humor,
Booby
A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.
11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humor, life,
Lingerie Labyrinth
You might trip if caught in a flap
Or with your foot stuck in a strap
When flooring's criss-crossed
With bras she has tossed
You will need a booby-trap map
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
dance, eulogy, fun, lust, sensual, sexy, woman,
Epitaph - Booby Prize
Here lies (but I must tell the truth)
A Stag Party Dancer named Ruth
A natural wonder
Who caused priests to blunder
Inside the confessional booth
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
humor,
Soggy Tease Shirt Contest
It was easy to see who had the most eyes
Attached to her chest so abundantly sized
In this contest
She had the best
She quite easily garnered the..booby prize
Note: please click on soup's "auto punctuate" feature if you feel so moved;-)
Written by
Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
humorous,
Everyone Needs a Hobby
I love things in nature that flock and herd
yet as a birdwatcher my lens gets blurred.
I see double at the beach
with my telescopic reach
spyin’ the tanned large breasted booby bird!
Written: March 2014
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
word play,
Booby Trap
A woman will harness her boobs
Although they're the size of ice cubes
Because what girls see
Incites jealousy
And stuffing beats tying their tubes
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
cute,
Booby Bibs
Dear Mo, my Ottawa sweetie, told me of this phrase
She and Gramma used when they spilled coffee in the morning haze
Instead of bosoms, they'd emit
This phrase “Booby Bibs”
Natural "quicker picker uppers" for sopping coffee up in a daze
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
lust,
Mrs Satan
The Devil sparkled in her eyes
And even winked between her thighs
Though he was pure
She had allure
So guess who got the booby prize?