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Booby

A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.

11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina

EPITAPH - Booby Prize

Here lies (but I must tell the truth)
A Stag Party Dancer named Ruth
A natural wonder
Who caused priests to blunder
Inside the confessional booth

Soggy Tease Shirt Contest

It was easy to see who had the most eyes
Attached to her chest so abundantly sized
In this contest
She had the best
She quite easily garnered the..booby prize

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Everyone Needs a Hobby

I love things in nature that flock and herd 
yet as a birdwatcher my lens gets blurred.
  Not in the forest’s deep far reach
   but with a spyglass at the beach
eyein’ the tanned large breasted booby bird!


              Written: March 2014

A woman will harness her boobs
Although they're the size of ice cubes
Because what girls see
Incites jealousy
And stuffing beats tying their tubes

Dear Mo, my Ottawa sweetie, told me of this phrase
She and Gramma used when they spilled coffee in the morning haze
Instead of bosoms, they'd emit
This phrase “Booby Bibs”
Natural "quicker picker uppers" for sopping coffee up in a daze

The Devil sparkled in her eyes
And even winked between her thighs
Though he was pure
She had allure
So guess who got the booby prize?