Limerick Poems About Booby | Booby Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: animal, humor,

Booby

A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.

11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: dance, eulogy, fun, lust, sensual, sexy, woman,

Epitaph - Booby Prize

Here lies (but I must tell the truth)
A Stag Party Dancer named Ruth
A natural wonder
Who caused priests to blunder
Inside the confessional booth



Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: humor,

Soggy Tease Shirt Contest

It was easy to see who had the most eyes
Attached to her chest so abundantly sized
In this contest
She had the best
She quite easily garnered the..booby prize

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Poem Details | by Keith D Trestrail |
Categories: humorous,

Everyone Needs a Hobby

I love things in nature that flock and herd 
yet as a birdwatcher my lens gets blurred.
  Not in the forest’s deep far reach
   but with a spyglass at the beach
eyein’ the tanned large breasted booby bird!


              Written: March 2014


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: word play,

Booby Trap

A woman will harness her boobs
Although they're the size of ice cubes
Because what girls see
Incites jealousy
And stuffing beats tying their tubes



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: cute,

Booby Bibs

Dear Mo, my Ottawa sweetie, told me of this phrase She and Gramma used when they spilled coffee in the morning haze Instead of bosoms, they'd emit This phrase “Booby Bibs” Natural "quicker picker uppers" for sopping coffee up in a daze


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: lust,

Mrs Satan

The Devil sparkled in her eyes
And even winked between her thighs
Though he was pure
She had allure
So guess who got the booby prize?


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