There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay
Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
There once was a man from Bombay
Had a computer matched date on Valentines Day
When his date did arrive
He was shocked and surprised
Misunderstood the American meaning of “gay”
Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!
A doctor who worked in Bombay
Banned seventeen patients one day
They all had Delhi belly..
Waiting room got so smelly
Receptionist turned them away!
If I had a star each time you brightened my days
I'd have a galaxy at hand like a universal buffet
Making me overexcite
To my taste bud's delight
The limit of the universe is bigger than Bombay
Skunks have religious sanctum in Bombay
Protected from hunting both night and day
Skunk whisper was good
When in skunk language they said, "Let us spray!"
There once was a man from Bombay.
Insistent, on having his way!
Poor devil, drove drunk.
Mashed his car into a trunk.
Wife bailed him out, no delay.