Limerick Poems About Bombay | Bombay Limerick Poems
Written by Dawn Drickman
Categories: funny, life, people,

Pamelakaye

There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay


Written by Silent One
Categories: fun,

Chat GPT Crackpot


Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!



Written by Joe Flach
Categories: funny

I Am Happy and Gay

There once was a man from Bombay
Had a computer matched date on Valentines Day
When his date did arrive
He was shocked and surprised
Misunderstood the American meaning of “gay”


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a Measly Miser In Mumbai

Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai

Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: age, body, humorous, lust,

He Was a Flop

Sally met an old bloke from Bombay They both fancied a roll in the hay He whipped out his todger All ready to Rodger But his blue pills had run out that day! 11~20~16



Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, health, humorous,

This Doctor Has No Patience

A doctor who worked in Bombay Banned seventeen patients one day They all had Delhi belly.. Waiting room got so smelly Receptionist turned them away! 2/19/19


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: love,

Universal Love

If I had a star each time you brightened my days I'd have a galaxy at hand like a universal buffet Making me overexcite To my taste bud's delight The limit of the universe is bigger than Bombay


Written by Pat Adams
Categories: animal, confusion, fantasy, humor,

Skunks In Bombay

Skunks have religious sanctum in Bombay
Protected from hunting both night and day
Skunk whisper was good
But misunderstood
When in skunk language they said, "Let us spray!"


Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: humor,

Bombay Boozer

~.~.~.~.~.




           There once was a man from Bombay.
           Insistent, on having his way!
           Poor devil, drove drunk.
           Mashed his car into a trunk.
           Wife bailed him out, no delay.



                     4/24/2021


Written by Chetta Achara
Categories: humor,

My What Big Teeth You Have

What did the donkey say
to the tiger from old Bombay 
they say you are royal 
but I won't be loyal
to one who considers me prey.