Written by
Dawn Drickman
Categories:
funny, life, people,
Pamelakaye
There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay
Written by
Silent One
Categories:
fun,
Chat GPT Crackpot
Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
I Am Happy and Gay
There once was a man from Bombay
Had a computer matched date on Valentines Day
When his date did arrive
He was shocked and surprised
Misunderstood the American meaning of “gay”
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Measly Miser In Mumbai
Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, body, humorous, lust,
He Was a Flop
Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!
11~20~16
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, health, humorous,
This Doctor Has No Patience
A doctor who worked in Bombay
Banned seventeen patients one day
They all had Delhi belly..
Waiting room got so smelly
Receptionist turned them away!
2/19/19
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
love,
Universal Love
If I had a star each time you brightened my days
I'd have a galaxy at hand like a universal buffet
Making me overexcite
To my taste bud's delight
The limit of the universe is bigger than Bombay
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
animal, confusion, fantasy, humor,
Skunks In Bombay
Skunks have religious sanctum in Bombay
Protected from hunting both night and day
Skunk whisper was good
But misunderstood
When in skunk language they said, "Let us spray!"
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humor,
Bombay Boozer
~.~.~.~.~.
There once was a man from Bombay.
Insistent, on having his way!
Poor devil, drove drunk.
Mashed his car into a trunk.
Wife bailed him out, no delay.
4/24/2021
Written by
Chetta Achara
Categories:
humor,
My What Big Teeth You Have
What did the donkey say
to the tiger from old Bombay
they say you are royal
but I won't be loyal
to one who considers me prey.