Poem Details | by
Dawn Drickman |
Categories:
funny, life, people,
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Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay
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Poem Details | by
Silent One |
Categories:
fun,
Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
There once was a man from Bombay
Had a computer matched date on Valentines Day
When his date did arrive
He was shocked and surprised
Misunderstood the American meaning of “gay”
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
age, body, humorous, lust,
Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!
11~20~16
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, health, humorous,
A doctor who worked in Bombay
Banned seventeen patients one day
They all had Delhi belly..
Waiting room got so smelly
Receptionist turned them away!
2/19/19
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
If I had a star each time you brightened my days
I'd have a galaxy at hand like a universal buffet
Making me overexcite
To my taste bud's delight
The limit of the universe is bigger than Bombay
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, confusion, fantasy, humor,
Skunks have religious sanctum in Bombay
Protected from hunting both night and day
Skunk whisper was good
But misunderstood
When in skunk language they said, "Let us spray!"
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
humor,
~.~.~.~.~.
There once was a man from Bombay.
Insistent, on having his way!
Poor devil, drove drunk.
Mashed his car into a trunk.
Wife bailed him out, no delay.
4/24/2021
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
humor,
What did the donkey say
to the tiger from old Bombay
they say you are royal
but I won't be loyal
to one who considers me prey.