Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, freedom, health, silly,
Don You Now Your Flu Apparel
There was a polite llama from Peru
Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
Llama said, 'Please don your mask
If it's not too much to ask'
The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
funny,
What a Boar - Limerick Contest
There was a man with a shovel
Whose house was a relative hovel
Digs a hole in the floor
Think his dad was a boar
Cos he cant stop sniffing for truffle
Penned 17 August 2013
Written by
Warren Doll
Categories:
fantasy, food, funny,
Limerick
There was a hermit named Dave
Who found a dead boar in his cave
It was less one tusk
And smelled like musk
Dave sniffed and said no need for marinade
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
scary,
Appearing On the Telly
If you were on telly, how would you feel
Terrified, comfortable, or attack it with zeal
Though this old boar
Has been on before
Still seems unnerving and a wee bit surreal