Limerick Poems About Boar | Boar Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, freedom, health, silly,

Don You Now Your Flu Apparel

There was a polite llama from Peru
        Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
           Llama said, 'Please don your mask
           If it's not too much to ask'
        The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'

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Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

What a Boar - Limerick Contest

There was a man with a shovel
Whose house was a relative hovel
Digs a hole in the floor
Think his dad was a boar
Cos he cant stop sniffing for truffle

Penned 17 August 2013

Poem Details | by Warren Doll |
Categories: fantasy, food, funny,


There was a hermit named Dave
Who found a dead boar in his cave
It was less one tusk
And smelled like musk
Dave sniffed and said no need for marinade

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: scary,

Appearing On the Telly

If you were on telly, how would you feel Terrified, comfortable, or attack it with zeal Though this old boar Has been on before Still seems unnerving and a wee bit surreal