So here's a who's who is the Zoo,
Sue the snake petter, that's who,
She was hugged by the Boa Constrictor,
Who could eat her but only licked her,
And scared it out of her in the loo.
For Linda-Marie's Zany Zoo contest.
Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa,
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!
Boa, Constrictor and Anaconda were out on a slither.
They saw some animals up ahead, yonder, some hither.
I’ll get the baby.
I’ll get the hayseed.
With greedy appetites all three snakes were a quiver.
I knew a man named Noah
Meaner than the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa
The turkey showed up as a guest
wore feathered boa to the fest
but as we know
T’was all for show
tomorrow we will eat the rest
Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
Fancy woman in a pink sequined hat
With a feathered boa fluffy and fat,
Putting on the ritz
For a guy named Fritz
Who made money with a ball and bat