Limerick Poems About Boa | Boa Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories: funny

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So here's a who's who is the Zoo,
Sue the snake petter, that's who,
She was hugged by the Boa Constrictor,
Who could eat her but only licked her,
And scared it out of her in the loo.

For Linda-Marie's Zany Zoo contest.

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Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: animal, humor, star,

My Contst Pom

Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa, 
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Boa Constrictor and Anaconda

Boa, Constrictor and Anaconda were out on a slither.
They saw some animals up ahead, yonder, some hither.
I’ll get the baby.
I’ll get the hayseed.
With greedy appetites all three snakes were a quiver.

Poem Details | by Louvenia Duncan |
Categories: men,

A Man Named Noah

I knew a man named Noah
Meaner than the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: thanksgiving day,

Dressed Turkey

The turkey showed up as a guest
wore feathered boa to the fest
but as we know
T’was all for show
tomorrow we will eat the rest


Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade,

Fancy Woman

Fancy woman in a pink sequined hat
With a feathered boa fluffy and fat,
Putting on the ritz
For a guy named Fritz
Who made money with a ball and bat