Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
There once was a blue whale who had the flu
He went to the doc and asked what to do --
Doc replied, "Just don't sneeze
You'll create such a breeze --
My stethoscope won't detect your achoo."
A blue whale was feeling depressed,
'Cos he'd lost his libido and zest,
So one day, all alone,
He took testosterone,
And soon had long hairs on his chest!!