Limerick Poems About Blue_Whale | Blue_Whale Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspirational,

Blue Whale Farts



Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe a smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: fish, sick, silly,

Ocean Breeze

There once was a blue whale who had the flu
He went to the doc and asked what to do --
   Doc replied, "Just don't sneeze
   You'll create such a breeze --
My stethoscope won't detect your achoo."



Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 43

Wildlife 43

A blue whale was feeling depressed,
'Cos he'd lost his libido and zest,
So one day, all alone,
He took testosterone,
And soon had long hairs on his chest!!