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Limerick Poems About Best_Friend
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
unfortunate singer
my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Written by
Louise Reilly
Categories:
devotion, friendship, love, passion, love,
A Text
Just a text to say i love you
I cant help it there's nothing i can do.
You are my best friend
And my love for you will never end.
I just want to know if you love me too
Written by
Jonna Gallano
Categories:
best friend, blessing, friend, friendship, trust,
Genuine Damsel
I was lurking around but she finally found me,
We're watching the clouds and lying under a tree.
Saying words to be outspoken,
Worrying nothing even the glass is broken.
And I will lastingly love her because she's with me.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, friend, horse,
A Filly, Bovine
I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
‘I am man’s best friend’
This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'
Written by
Krish Radhakrishna
Categories:
best friend, emotions, environment,
Red hot summer
Jane in hot summer sunbathed in the nude,
she was on this day with her old friend jude,
Sun soon burnt both their bottoms red,
screaming for cover in they fled,
“what reason”said jude “shall I give my dude?”
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous, men,
What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject
.
Written by
Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend, slam,
Breakup Text
Last night you texted, "Honey, it’s the end"
But I will not cry…my heart will soon mend
‘Cuz I’ve got so many calls
Unlike you, from guys with balls
And tonight, those balls are of your best friend
Written by
Lola Barron
Categories:
humorous, valentines day, valentines day,
Plenty More Fish
This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worriesHe's got a best friend.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
halloween friend
to the skeleton within
slinking about in my skin
let me thank its feet
a halloween treat
that i do not bump my shin.
Written by
Bill Frew
Categories:
fantasy
"buttercup"
you are my brazen buttercup
for you, little wee frogs will jump up!
a new spring has sprung
as you look into the sun,
and await your best friend, Miss Tulip!
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
best friend, fun, humor, nonsense,
Old Man Named Woody
Old Man Named Woody
There was an old man named Woody
Always asked himself if could he?
he then walked lots
then smoked two more pots
he couldn't get up and stood-he.
Written: Oct30, 2015
Theresa
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, business, computer, food, friendship, giggle, work,
workaholic
i once had a friend named beal
whose keyboard at work would squeal
his fingers they'd pound
a clickety sound
till it was time for a meal.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
My Best Friend
I had a dog that loved playing in the stalls
What ever he found the little bugger mauls
Until one day
I taught him a new game to play
Now he is content to just lick me Sidney Halls
Written by
Thabang Ngoma
Categories:
dog, space,
Pluto - Man's Best Friend By Far
Fetch me a shooting star
Every 248th year!
On your boomerang orbit
Pay us a visit...now sit!
You're man’s best friend by far
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, boy, boyfriend, character, humor, humorous, teen,
lucky guy
we once knew a gambler kevin
who preferred the number seven
you could count on his
numerical bliss
to raise it up to eleven.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
best friend,
A Favour Is a Favour
When doing a favour for someone, it needn't be returned
A favour is a favour, a show of friendship confirmed
No need to be repaid
So this gesture evade
It's sure not necessary where friendships are concerned
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
best friend,
My Girl Alice
I once had a dog I named Alice.
I built her a house like a palace.
She was just the sweetest.
Not really elitist
But still drank her grog from a chalice.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
appreciation, best friend, character, cute, friend, friendship, humor, humorous, poetess, tribute,
Tribute To A Tributer
Tribute To A Tributer
I Am Anaya likes good food and fine rhyme
Dining with Poetry Soup all the time
She posts tributes so terse
but they could be verse
With a love of poetry so true and sublime
Written by
Olamide Adebayo
Categories:
best friend,
Endless Rift
Then come'st thou to thine peer,
Pray the fluid from the ear,
Then followeth thy friend to shoreline,
Unless counte thee the bathe wine,
Fie! Forgiveness not come near.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Lulu My Cockapoo
I have a best friend named Madam Lulu
She's my good old faithful Cockapoo
Like sister and brother
We're there for each other
She makes the drabbest days sparkle like new
2/27/23
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
poems,
Goodbye John
GOODBYE JOHN ^WW^
Now that our best friend has flown with his warrior
Wings far and high, we are certain a celestial courier,
Will send our thoughts prayers and poems,
Directly to him so that he’ll always know,
That he’s missed, RIP Dear John, sure you’re in euphoria!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, animal, best friend, cat, fate, giggle, humor,
cat in the hat
so one day a posh rat
found himself a tall hat
then out for a walk
got spied by a hawk
the friend of a posh cat.
Written by
Daniel Beus
Categories:
baby, best friend, drug, grandfather,
Golly - a Limerick
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s f*** folly.
Written May 19, 2023 for the "Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
animal, pets,
Man's Best Friend
We all know “dogs are man's best friend”
Every dog owner will verify this to the end
It's inherent they say
Believed to this day
But if you're an owner, to the end you'll defend
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
My Best Friend
What will I do without my friend
I love the bugger to no end
His been with me
Since I was three
It’s no other than imaginary Glen
* I must be Mad*