Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
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Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, humorous, insect,
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny
I think that I shall never see
A quiltin' bee or spellin' bee
A-skitterin' to and fro
But 'tis better yet to know
This species won't be stingin' me
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Vince Suzadail Jr. |
Categories:
funny
On a summer day so hot and sunny
I watched a bee in a hive make honey
And as I went to pass
He stung me in the grass (fooled you, didn’t I)
And I said hey man, that isn’t funny
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
john freeman |
Categories:
sports
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Dancing and prancing, “Frazer can’t hit me”
Frazer’s punch was a killer
Smoking hot in Manila
Refutes the Rope a dope prophet Ali!!
For Contest; My Favorite Sports_ Limerick
For and in honor of Royal Trrevino
Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny,
Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,
With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale
When I'm lovin' you..please
Don't fart , belch or sneeze
'Cause there might be a sting in the tail
Sean Kelly
Poem Details | by
Sharon Tideswell |
Categories:
funny
I am Buttercup, swaying in breeze
Ah Ah Choo! Something's making me sneeze.
Just hold on...now I see
It's that darn Busy Bee
And he's swapping my pollen for fleas.
for 'Are you Bugged'...and in response to James Fraser's 'Pollen Calling'
Poem Details | by
Desiree M |
Categories:
animals
A curious bee and a silly wasp were stuck in a cup of pee
The two insects begged the old man to set them free
“I don’t want to die” cried the poor pathetic bee
The ridiculous wasp said “I am trying to flee, help!”
Hours later, two tiny poos were floating in the acidic pee
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
life,
Mistake can’t cause a fetch of honey from a busy bee hive
ridiculous is an instant transit from sleep to a sea-dive
a decision lands one in distant Germany
or a palace of whores despite how many
don’t blame the devil after having the satisfaction live.
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination
Buzzing bee, keep the sun in your sights,
packing nectar down snug in your tights.
So adroit at your task
that I just had to ask:
" Is that dinner on all of your flights?"
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a gigolo who swallowed a bee
It pained him from stomach to knee.
But with a shout and curse
He saw things get worse.
It buzzed him from a he to a she.
Poem Details | by
Ako Henshaw |
Categories:
boyfriend,
Blinded and saving the love talk in the dark
In a sensuous connection came a spark
An active mind bee-lined for a kiss
Shilly-shally bemused as lass remarks
Lips to nose in a clear view face, turns dark.
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a lady from Connet
Who got a bee in her bonnet.
She untied the string
To be rid of the thing
But her mouth opened upon it.
Poem Details | by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories:
dedication, family, pets, sweet, sweet,
I have an old dog named Sweet Pea
More wily than sweet, you’d agree
Who runs the house?
Not me or my spouse
No, our dog, Sweet Pea, the queen bee
* For our little girl, Sweet Pea, after 15 years with us, she is a part of the family.
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor,
One day when I ran out of money,
I knew where to get me free honey,
But forgetting one thing
That the owners do sting,
And black eyes from bee stings ain’t funny.
Poem Details | by
Sharon Smith |
Categories:
animal, children, nature,
In a land far away is a tree,
In which there lives a small bee,
His continuous buzz,
Is the work that he does,
It seems like a good job to me.
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
I sat next to the Duchess at tea.
It was worse than I thought would be.
A bee sat on her nose
The Duchess turn'd verbose
When it stung her right there but not me.
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp200
Copyright@2014
October.21.2014
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
absence, fun,
There once was a lad named Nate
Who in the spelling bee did participate
But the audience did blush
As poor Nate got flush
After failing to spell constipate
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny
Buzzy the busy bumble bee
Has his sharp sting on aim at me.
"If you want my honey
Then show me your money.
Buzzy the bee does not work free."
For Carolyn's and John's bug contest
Tied for no.3
Poem Details | by
john freeman |
Categories:
sports
Smoking Joe Fraser, no sting as a bee…
That knack resides with Mohammed Ali!
Though killer in Manila…
Very persistent fellow,
Smoked the rope a dope folly, by golly!
For: Limerick Contest
In honor of Linda-Marie, (S.HOf P.S
Poem Details | by
Anthony Beck |
Categories:
freedom, humorous, i am,
'Tis a tree sloth that I be,
Dwelling in a tree sloth's tree.
When a worker bee,
Asks what's up with me.
I say: "Sloth shall set you free."
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anxiety, confusion, cute love, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
once a young fellow named lee
liked to converse with a bee
one day in a store
it caused an uproar
sitting to chat on his knee.
Poem Details | by
RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories:
funny
The life of a Drone Bee is great.
His only function is to mate.
I'm not being too obscene,
but he must service the Queen
Can't think of a happier fate.
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
animals, funny, life, nature, passion,
There once was a bird and a bee
They both had a secret, you see.
The bee loved the bird.
She thought it absurd.
The bird, then, decided to flee!
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: Birds and the bees
Sponsored by: Royal Trevino
© February 20, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen