Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
sting bee
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, insect,
Ouch
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
Stingless Bees
I think that I shall never see
A quiltin' bee or spellin' bee
A-skitterin' to and fro
But 'tis better yet to know
This species won't be stingin' me
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
betrayal, fate, insect,
Pricked Everywhere
A fat man while clambering up a tree
To pluck pears was stung by a swarm of bee
Alas! With a heavy thud,
He landed in the dry mud
Bees stung on his limp prick and he couldn’t flee!
Written by
Vince Suzadail Jr.
Categories:
funny
Bees
On a summer day so hot and sunny
I watched a bee in a hive make honey
And as I went to pass
He stung me in the grass (fooled you, didn’t I)
And I said hey man, that isn’t funny
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
sports
Boxing Bee
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Dancing and prancing, “Frazer can’t hit me”
Frazer’s punch was a killer
Smoking hot in Manila
Refutes the Rope a dope prophet Ali!!
For Contest; My Favorite Sports_ Limerick
For and in honor of Royal Trrevino
Written by
Sharon Tideswell
Categories:
funny
I Am Buttercup
I am Buttercup, swaying in breeze
Ah Ah Choo! Something's making me sneeze.
Just hold on...now I see
It's that darn Busy Bee
And he's swapping my pollen for fleas.
for 'Are you Bugged'...and in response to James Fraser's 'Pollen Calling'
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny,
Birds and Bees
Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,
With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale
When I'm lovin' you..please
Don't fart , belch or sneeze
'Cause there might be a sting in the tail
Sean Kelly
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination
I Also Envy Your Travelers' Miles, Mr. Bumblebee.
Buzzing bee, keep the sun in your sights,
packing nectar down snug in your tights.
So adroit at your task
that I just had to ask:
" Is that dinner on all of your flights?"
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Sex Change
There was a gigolo who swallowed a bee
It pained him from stomach to knee.
But with a shout and curse
He saw things get worse.
It buzzed him from a he to a she.
Written by
Ako Henshaw
Categories:
boyfriend,
A Kiss In the Dark
Blinded and saving the love talk in the dark
In a sensuous connection came a spark
An active mind bee-lined for a kiss
Shilly-shally bemused as lass remarks
Lips to nose in a clear view face, turns dark.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
life,
Decisions Always Before Actions
Mistake can’t cause a fetch of honey from a busy bee hive
ridiculous is an instant transit from sleep to a sea-dive
a decision lands one in distant Germany
or a palace of whores despite how many
don’t blame the devil after having the satisfaction live.
Written by
Desiree M
Categories:
animals
The Bee and the Wasp
A curious bee and a silly wasp were stuck in a cup of pee
The two insects begged the old man to set them free
“I don’t want to die” cried the poor pathetic bee
The ridiculous wasp said “I am trying to flee, help!”
Hours later, two tiny poos were floating in the acidic pee
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Gulp
There was a lady from Connet
Who got a bee in her bonnet.
She untied the string
To be rid of the thing
But her mouth opened upon it.
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
absence, fun,
Nate
There once was a lad named Nate
Who in the spelling bee did participate
But the audience did blush
As poor Nate got flush
After failing to spell constipate
Written by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
Categories:
dedication, family, pets, sweet, sweet,
My Old Dog, Sweet Pea
I have an old dog named Sweet Pea
More wily than sweet, you’d agree
Who runs the house?
Not me or my spouse
No, our dog, Sweet Pea, the queen bee
* For our little girl, Sweet Pea, after 15 years with us, she is a part of the family.
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Bee Warned
One day when I ran out of money,
I knew where to get me free honey,
But forgetting one thing
That the owners do sting,
And black eyes from bee stings ain’t funny.
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
Buzzy the Bumble Bee
Buzzy the busy bumble bee
Has his sharp sting on aim at me.
"If you want my honey
Then show me your money.
Buzzy the bee does not work free."
For Carolyn's and John's bug contest
Tied for no.3
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
animal, children, nature,
In a Land Far Away Is a Tree
In a land far away is a tree,
In which there lives a small bee,
His continuous buzz,
Is the work that he does,
It seems like a good job to me.
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The Duchess
I sat next to the Duchess at tea.
It was worse than I thought would be.
A bee sat on her nose
The Duchess turn'd verbose
When it stung her right there but not me.
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp200
Copyright@2014
October.21.2014
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
freedom, humorous, i am,
Sloth
'Tis a tree sloth that I be,
Dwelling in a tree sloth's tree.
When a worker bee
Asks what's up with me,
I say, "Sloth shall set you free."
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
animals, funny
Escaping the Blob
Keep your tentacles away from me
Touching your body stings like a bee
Pardon me, for I am on the lam
Foot crushed by the shell of a clam
Pray you won’t follow me as I flee
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anxiety, confusion, cute love, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
bee buddy
once an odd fellow named lee
liked to converse with a bee
but once in a store
it caused an uproar
sitting to chat on his knee.
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Drone Bees
The life of a Drone Bee is great.
His only function is to mate.
I'm not being too obscene,
but he must service the Queen
Can't think of a happier fate.