Limerick Poems About Beaver | Beaver Limerick Poems
Written by Tim Smith
Categories: for her,

Trump and the Beaver - For Jan

Out in the woods Trump took a nap Under an oak dripping of sap pants to his knees what a big sleaze Fresh beaver still caught in his trap
*I do not endorse this message and no actual beavers were hurt in this poem


Written by John Lawless
Categories: animal, confusion, humor,

Vestigial Vagabond

The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF


©8/31/2018


for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

A Mature Beaver

A young lad masquerading as an old geezer Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver One with mucho bucks Still able to cluck And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

Eddie Haskell

David and Ricky were cute, at best
Bud Anderson was a clueless pest
But that enduring, fun rascal
our dear Eddie Haskell
provided a refreshing, honest zest!

On A Lim Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"


Written by M. L. Kiser
Categories: animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, nature,

The Wolf

One day a wolf sat, Awaiting a tasty cat. Then he spotted a beaver; His teeth, they cleaved her; He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!



Written by Russell Sivey
Categories: funny, life, day,

The Flu Enveloped Me

I started the day wholly fresh and free
Allowing this flu to envelope me
I sparked a fever
Puked up a beaver
Waiting for the day I’ll heal so fully

Russell Sivey

Entrant into ~Gwendolen~'s "The Sneezing Limerick Contest"


Written by M. L. Kiser
Categories: animal, dog, food, fun, funny, nature,

The Wolf

One day, a wolf sat, By a babbling brook, Awaiting a tasty snack. He spotted a beaver, His teeth, they cleaved her Then by hungry bear, he was attacked; Now he’s in Heaven without his pack.


Written by Mark Koplin
Categories: humor,

Leave It To Beaver

Oh you poor dear, no comments either?
Maybe you were a little to hard on the beaver.
I’m sure some you will get.
You are their prized pet.
Just like Eddy Haskell and Ward Cleaver.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: appreciation,

Like a Beaver

You've heard the expression, “works like a beaver” Well ladies of the night are called “beaver retrievers” They make big bucks Sure enjoy their time (I know, should rhyme) When it's over, it's definitely a tension reliever


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: celebrity, remember, rude,

'eddie Haskell'

Do you recall that ornery rascal
  Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- 
    Good morning, MrsCleaver
    And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
  Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: fruit, funny, humor,

Kumquat

Rush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes were misplaced
Your spouse was eating your kumquat instead


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: word play,

Gun Control

Red Ryder had a BB gun
That Playboy bunnies could outrun
Their fluffy tails
Alerted males
A Little Beaver is more fun!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Happy Typhus

There's a store I frequent they've got really good prices Can't remember it's name, Naughty Beaver or Happy Typhus Now I remember Twas a jungle defender Giant TIGER it is, needed all my mental devices


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: symbolism,

Canada's Icon

Farts: an expression of our most inner thoughts Can't get more sincere, than toots from apricots Fruity smelling at best Like a beaver over stressed Canada's national symbol, hard-working knobs


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: relationship,

Queen of the Chop

The Queen of the local beaver
Is crowned "Saturday Night Fever"
But all of her dates
Meet quite dreadful fates
Her dad is the Rabbi Cleaver