Limerick Poems About Bear | Bear Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: animal, funny, scary,


There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the black bear stood tall
     He did not move at all
Cause the bear was chasing his friend Larry

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Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: confusion, funny, word play,

Wait, He Said What

When she found out she would be working late
She asked if he could pick her up at eight
Attempted romance
Drew looks askance
When he said, "It'll be hard to bear the wait!"

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor, political,

No Lie Zone

When Putin is telling the truth
The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth
But the Russian Bear
Growls, "You should take care!
Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

It Hurts Too Much To Cry

'Tis tax time again much to my chagrin!

   I await that like a kick on the shin.

      Again they'll drain me dry

         It just wants to make me cry!

            Guess I'll just have to bear it and grin!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Ralph Taylor |
Categories: childhood, family

Randa's Little Bears

It's a picture of Lucas and me.

We're cuties you have to agree.

     The love that we share

     with our Mom "Randa Bear",

is in the smile on my face that you see.

Poet: Ralph Taylor  5/2/11
Contest:  Brotherly Love

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy waza fuzzy wuzzy bear Looked like a fuzz ball he had so much hair But in all that fuzz Lived a heart of pure luv The sweetest damn fuzz ball I do declare © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

A Yogi Berra Tribute

Yogi Bear was named after this famous New York Yankee Twas Yogi Berra, hearing him speak you never be cranky A real fun loving soul With a heart of pure gold His goofy wit had his teammates forever needing a hanky © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: childhood,

Worthless Bear

A cuddly toy Mr Edward Bear
a boy's comfort joy and fresh air,
lost his ear one stormy night
the dog jumped in to bed in fright,
the button on his neck gone where?

@ Harry J Horsman 2013

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: angst, funny, life

A Life Game: Greed

What will their eternity win?
Greed, as a vice makes some men grin.
Money is their God.
Poor folks bear guffawed.
Then games bring a different kingpin!

© June 1, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Emma Anonymous |
Categories: children, funny,

A Bear Care

There once existed a fierce bear
Nothing with anybody would he share

Then one day he cried
Because friends he denied

Then he vowed to always play fair

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: animal, cute, nature,

I Wish That I Was

I wish that I was a koala bear
Napping in eucalyptus-scented air
In trees, safe from attack
No dingoes get to snack
Oh, to have my avatar's cuteness flair!

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: angst,

Exam Blues

Exam blues

Midnight oil was burnt,
Entire syllabus well learnt,
In exam hall I went blank,
Looked around as a prank,
My friends had to bear the brunt!

Written May 26th, 2015
Dedicated to all students taking exams
© DrUpma ASharma

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

Polar Bear Inspired By Contest

The polar bear so they say Is renowned for being gay After salmon and stuff Wants to huff and puff For gawds sake don't get in the way
Penned 10 November 2017

Poem Details | by Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories: feelings,

Grudge Fudge


I never bear grudges, and I never bear ill,
For these unwanted feelings, can easily spill,
Out of control and seep into our souls,
Destroy our long term dreams and goals,
If we lean towards this, wish it away with will.

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: funny,

A Young Girl From River Front


A young girl from Old River Front 
Got so hungry she went on a hunt 
But got more than she care 
When encountered a bear 
So she ran, cuz that was too much to confr'nt! 

Dorian Petersen Potter 
Aka ladydp2000 

Poem Details | by Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr |
Categories: adventure, books, career,

New School New Pals

soon be time again
meet new friends
as you check in
for new year 
some dress as a bear
some will call al and hal
be girls and boys

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration, sweet,

Made Love On a Chair

A long time ago in the land of ice and snow Played out such an extraordinary loving scenario A white rhino and brown bear Made love on a chair Result was a snow white polar bear, wouldn't you know © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Tei Mickey |
Categories: funny, sea

Mermaid From the Sea

Up from the depths of the sea,
came a mermaid who needed to pee.
She had bright green hair
and was as fat as a bear,
but alas, was allergic to bees.

Poem Details | by Michael Hilario |
Categories: inspiration,

Meeting This Girl

This girl I've met so lively and sweet
She looked at my eyes and made me sweat
All night I dream of her,
this burden - that I bear
makes me mad that pushed me to eating

Poem Details | by Skylee Jones |
Categories: native american

Giving Indian

Joe the lightning bear
Put on his nike air.
Ran he did, as fast he can,
Through the forest, of his ancestry land.
Frantic Joe didn't know where to go,
It's not his fault he didn't know.

Poem Details | by Katelin Frame |
Categories: cheer up, funny,

You and Me

I laugh at your joke that wasn't funny
Reminds me of pooh the bear with honey
Smirking at me
Making me free
You make my days so very sunny

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: nature, weather,

The Polar Bear

Inspired by Seren Roberts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the polar bear is unaware the reason why its hunting ground is de-freezing unlike the human race it sadly cannot outpace climate change, warmer is each season.

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: food, children

The Chubby Kid

Ah, who dares to call him a big bear,
when he eats a chocolate eclair?
He drops it on his red shoes,
to hear the pigeon's coos...
then smears it all over his brown hair.

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

Fry Day Limerick

If you Lick the brain of the bear
                                    You will be a poet my dear
                                       So she went with a gun
                                       To the woods of Astran
                               Could not bear the brunt of the bear

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, nature,

The Wolf

One day a wolf sat, Awaiting a tasty cat. Then he spotted a beaver; His teeth, they cleaved her; He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!