Poem Details | by
Janet Eaton |
Categories:
cat, funny, horror,
There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat
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Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
fun,
Sir Leonard Hutton famous for cricket
Idolized him yet we played in the snicket
His bat willow three springs and all
Ours a joke no umpire to call
Yet did dream of 'Lords' having took a wicket.
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
loss, sports
Not all my hits are home runs,
many of them miss the bat;
specators respond with boos...
right there I expect to lose,
and getting angry, I toss my cap.
Poem Details | by
Sandy Ivy D |
Categories:
funny,
I knew a man with a sailors hat
Fat and chubby, smelled like a rat
kissed him out of stupidity,
now he's down on one knee,
Somebody give me a baseball bat!
6-4-12
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
I..don’t mean to waste your time,
But..boy dose me wife bloody whine.
Do this, do that,
The miserable old bat
I found peace when I pickled her in brine
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
She blocks out the sun it's as plain as that
A total eclipse with infinite fat
The darkness comes at noon
That's when we see her moon
Her mom has made me as blind as a bat
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
bullying,
There once was a young fellow named Lizzie
The tough guys mockingly called him a sissy
So he carried a bat
And that ended that
No more teasing, he dated a sweet campus missy
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny,
I updated my new cellular phone
With "Bat Out of Hell" as its new ringtone
When it went off at mass
I let out a huge gasp
Then I pummeled my new phone with a stone
Poem Details | by
Greg Stanley |
Categories:
animals,
A young lady found a cat
Now she cannot take a nap
Each time her eyes shut
The cat would jump up
And whack her head with a bat
Poem Details | by
Jimmy Anderson |
Categories:
funny, political
He's a kind of layed back Democrat
Watch the Republican attack with a bat.
I heard his lame comment
His mistress causes torment.
She's as fierce as a mangy pussycat!
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humorous,
We toss our names into a hat
Luck of the draw, that’s where it’s at
No rhyme or reason
Must be the season
Just step on up and swing your bat
Poem Details | by
Shane Solomon |
Categories:
funny
The " Fraidy" bat flew high away
The "Fraidy"bat said he hated night more than day
I asked him why things were so,
He told me of the time he was molested by a moth named "Bo"
My ears were so violated by what I heard, I didn't know what to say
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funnyold, old,
There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
She was ugly and fat
That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law
Poem Details | by
Connie Pachecho |
Categories:
baseball, humor,
Jack And Sue's Fling In Park
Jack wanted to hit the ball with Sue
Though his bat was small he liked to woo
Sue liked long fly balls
Ones that hit the walls
When Jack took his swing Sue played it through
5/15/23
Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor-Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
appreciation, fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
One dark evening, Hat-less Hattie,
Took a walk with her cattie.
She didn’t see the thing fly down;
Bat attached itself to her crown;
Hat-less Hattie’s locks are now Matty!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
cat, halloween, happy,
The old women found a black cat
That changed into a large bat
Took her high up in the air
Then slung her by the hair
Into a machine that made her turn flat
Poem Details | by
Joseph Soper |
Categories:
humor,
Jack's wife looked in the mirror and asked
Does this dress make my ass look too fat?
To her chagrin
He said Yes with a grin
But at least you’re not blind like a bat
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, funny,
The skeleton with a crazy hat,
Says,'I am rotten inside, Mr.Bat',
I have no heart,
I cannot fart,
But they say,'you are a sort of pack rat'.
12/10/2017
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
satire, school,
They teach, "Curiosity killed the cat"
Is there a good explanation for that?
In school don't ask questions
Don't dare make suggestions
Live your life just as blind as a bat.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Again Off the Bat
Again, another thought came off the bat;
Trump has truly become a spoiled brat;
What he wanted to him was always given;
Never desired poor behavior to be forgiven,
And both his body and lip sure seem so fat.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet
Poem Details | by
Jeff Kyser |
Categories:
humor,
Not the protein, dear Rico, the fat!
There’ll be no more wheat grass for Jack Sprat.
That unhappy vegan
Has gone Chrissy Teigen,
Is now off clubbing seals with a bat.
H/T to Wickless in Seattle by Rico Leffanta
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
integrity, political, society,
Like a bat out of hell or a cave
Left and Right always rant or else rave
Calm and reason have fled
Abandoned for dead
~ Hysteria's what audiences crave
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, halloween, humorous,
The moon was as black as a cat
But I saw the tip of a witches hat
Black smoke came from her broom
There was a loud ka-boom
She fell from the sky with her bat
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
fun, halloween,
Each October brings forth Halloween.
Kids love scary, weird props, unforeseen:
four-foot spider that crawls-
flying, mock bat appalls-
as does ground-breaker zombie on scene!
October 14, 2020
Contest: Halloween Inspired Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
humorous,
Harold the stargazer looked to the sky
Didn’t expect to go blind in one eye
No bird, bat or plane
So let me explain
PooperMan had to let go upon high