Limerick Poems About Bass | Bass Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, people,

GONE FISHING

There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny

A Man's Desire

There once was a sweet little lass from Eire

     Who had everything a man could desire

          A mustache she wore

               And biceps galore

                    With bass voice like that of the town crier

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by Dean Wood |
Categories: fish, sea,

I Wish I Were a Skate

I wish I were a swimming skate
I’d swim in schools; that would be great!
I would sit in class
Between shark and bass
Then play hooky and take debate

May 3, 2018

For Viv Wigley’s  “I wish I was a”  Contest


Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: humor,

Don't Let Your Pitter Patter

I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.


  Feb 4 2020
Newest Limerick contest


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Bass Akwards



Words are strange when first letters are switched Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts” If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch” © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by bill frew |
Categories: animals

"The Bass"

There was a young man who loved fishing,
And left his young wife alone wishing-

     That a gentleman of class,
     would release her at last,

from the lips of the bass she'd been kissing!


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,

A BUM FISHERMAN

A BUM FISHERMAN

A fisherman’s wife waiting for her man.
The slight finger she lifts, for waving fan.
Grilled bass and crappie,
a cure for flappy?
The bum’s been devising a diet plan.

3/14/2018


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,

Pamela Bass

Mother's Day pilot Pam Bass
Feeling a bit bored and crass.
Flew east in a wink
But into the drink,
Losing her son's boarding pass.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

Bass Akwards



Words are strange when first letters are switched Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts” If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Bass Akwards



Words are strange when first letters are switched An example is “bice noobies” see, our life is enriched Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort Wearing “talse feeth” and “shockey jorts” If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”