Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, people,
Gone Fishing
There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
A Man's Desire
There once was a sweet little lass from Eire
Who had everything a man could desire
A mustache she wore
And biceps galore
With bass voice like that of the town crier
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
humor,
Don'T Let Your Pitter Patter
I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.
Feb 4 2020
Daniel Turner
Written by
Dean Wood
Categories:
fish, sea,
I Wish I Were a Skate
I wish I were a swimming skate
I’d swim in schools; that would be great!
I would sit in class
Between shark and bass
Then play hooky and take debate
May 3, 2018
For Viv Wigley’s “I wish I was a” Contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Bass Akwards
Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Bill Frew
Categories:
animals
"the Bass"
There was a young man who loved fishing,
And left his young wife alone wishing-
That a gentleman of class,
would release her at last,
from the lips of the bass she'd been kissing!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,
pamela bass
mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
A Bum Fisherman
A BUM FISHERMAN
A fisherman’s wife waiting for her man.
The slight finger she lifts, for waving fan.
Grilled bass and crappie,
a cure for flappy?
The bum’s been devising a diet plan.
3/14/2018
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
Bass Akwards
Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Bass Akwards
Words are strange when first letters are switched
An example is “bice noobies” see, our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “talse feeth” and “shockey jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”