Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
children, funny, people,
There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.
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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny
There once was a sweet little lass from Eire
Who had everything a man could desire
A mustache she wore
And biceps galore
With bass voice like that of the town crier
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Daniel Turner |
Categories:
humor,
I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.
Feb 4 2020
Daniel Turner
Poem Details | by
Dean Wood |
Categories:
fish, sea,
I wish I were a swimming skate
I’d swim in schools; that would be great!
I would sit in class
Between shark and bass
Then play hooky and take debate
May 3, 2018
For Viv Wigley’s “I wish I was a” Contest
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Bill Frew |
Categories:
animals
There was a young man who loved fishing,
And left his young wife alone wishing-
That a gentleman of class,
would release her at last,
from the lips of the bass she'd been kissing!
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor,
A BUM FISHERMAN
A fisherman’s wife waiting for her man.
The slight finger she lifts, for waving fan.
Grilled bass and crappie,
a cure for flappy?
The bum’s been devising a diet plan.
3/14/2018
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,
mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Words are strange when first letters are switched
An example is “bice noobies” see, our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “talse feeth” and “shockey jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”