Limerick Poems About Bass | Bass Limerick Poems
Written by William Robinson
Categories: children, funny, people,

Gone Fishing

There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.


Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny

A Man's Desire

There once was a sweet little lass from Eire

     Who had everything a man could desire

          A mustache she wore

               And biceps galore

                    With bass voice like that of the town crier

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved



Written by Daniel Turner
Categories: humor,

Don'T Let Your Pitter Patter

I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.


  Feb 4 2020
  Daniel Turner


Written by Dean Wood
Categories: fish, sea,

I Wish I Were a Skate

I wish I were a swimming skate
I’d swim in schools; that would be great!
I would sit in class
Between shark and bass
Then play hooky and take debate

May 3, 2018

For Viv Wigley’s  “I wish I was a”  Contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Bass Akwards

Words are strange when first letters are switched Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts” If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch” © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by Bill Frew
Categories: animals

"the Bass"

There was a young man who loved fishing,
And left his young wife alone wishing-

     That a gentleman of class,
     would release her at last,

from the lips of the bass she'd been kissing!


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,

pamela bass

mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.


Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humor,

A Bum Fisherman

A BUM FISHERMAN

A fisherman’s wife waiting for her man.
The slight finger she lifts, for waving fan.
Grilled bass and crappie,
a cure for flappy?
The bum’s been devising a diet plan.

3/14/2018


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: funny,

Bass Akwards

Words are strange when first letters are switched Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts” If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Bass Akwards

Words are strange when first letters are switched An example is “bice noobies” see, our life is enriched Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort Wearing “talse feeth” and “shockey jorts” If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”