Limerick Poems About Basketball | Basketball Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: humor, imagery, inspiration, poetry, september, writing,

Cross-Eyed Woman -Limerick-

Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall after running into a brick wall she was hit over the head with a big loaf of bread while trying to play basketball Copyright Cynthia Jones Sept.23/2004

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Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: childhood

Basketball Shoes

My basketball sneakers could make me fly
In fourth grade I could jump so high
I wasn't the best on the team
But I was in my dream
With those shoes, I swear I could touch the sky.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,

hawkers

Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed


Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?


Poem Details | by Tom Quigley |
Categories: basketball, hero, sin, stars, success,

Steph Curry

Steph Curry is taking hoops to a whole new level,
Say the rabid Oaktown fans as they revel.
The way he throws it in the hole
from downtown off a pick and roll
Makes me wonder if he's signed on with the Devil...



Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

Call Me Crazy

Basketball is my favorite sport of them all
Watching those sexy men run with a ball
Just want to meet one
Reach out and grab some
Need a shower or massage just give me a call


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Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humorous,

Swish

I missed the toilet in the dark,
I'm always deadly as a shark,
I miscalculated -
math is overrated...
think basketball: Shoot with an arc.


















Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: basketball, inspiration, political, power,

life with Trump I

It's bullies Melania fights
The big one is now in her sights
If Donald should stray
His schlong she will flay
And not even give him last rites


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Basket Ball

To excel at the game basketball
It helps if you are incredibly tall
Two points you can get
By dropping the ball in the net
Without making much effort at all


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, sports,

Totem -- Odom

A basketball player named Odom
Wants to dribble the balls in his scrotum
   He tries to bounce them
   Hardwood boards renounce them
Odom can't put 'em back ~ has to tote 'em!


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: basketball, fish, sports,

A tail like a fish

Too-tall Jackson had a tail like a fish 
But when he swam his gym shoes went squish-squish
   He took up basketball
   That was sure the right call
Happy end to his tale ~ A perfect swish!


Poem Details | by Alfred Berggren |
Categories: humor,

Jim

A new basketball player in the gym
Was at once by all dubbed Very Tall Jim.
Give him the ball,
Very bad call,
Dribbling in Jim hit his head on the  rim.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: sports,

Lockdown Sports News

The basketball player Will Droop
Just skipped to the 'loo for a poop
Our cameras were there
To capture mid-air
This amazing Sports Channel scoop!


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: basketball, sports,

Local Draft Choice

Once lived an energetic lad in Montreal He was rather large, I would say, seven feet tall Tough as old shoe leather He did not care whether He played with varsity team basketball, at all.
written July 23, 2021


Poem Details | by Bob Kasiita |
Categories: art, basketball, beautiful, break up, color, cute love, future,

Falling Down

Brown leaves,- falling down,
Corrupt governments,- falling down,
No one seems to be right,
Greediness and cruelness  erodes the trust,
In this world, the table falls down


Poem Details | by James Study |
Categories: humorous, sports,

A Basketball Tale

Basketball tip off at grade school game
My biggest lifetime shot at fame
Got the ball and took off
Heard the yells from aloft
Wrong way I went but good my aim