Limerick Poems About Baboon | Baboon Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: animal,

Baboon

There was a baboon in my bed,
I thought it appeared to be dead,
So I turned out the light,
But it chattered all night
And swung off the curtains instead.

For PD’s Silly poem contest

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: animal,

I Wish That I Was

I wish that I was a baboon

to make all the lady apes swoon.

On my chest I would pound.

Then I’d strut all around,

drop my pants, and show them my moon.


For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Born With A Bent Silver Spoon



I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon Feel like frolicking like a silly baboon What's strange about that Quite normal for this brat Brought into this world with a bent silver spoon © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jerome Malenfant |
Categories: political,

Donald Trump, that disgusting buffoon,

Donald Trump, that disgusting buffoon,
Grimaces and gestures like a demented baboon.
     Liar and con man,
     A friend of the Klansman,
As well as of Putin and his KGB goons.


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, fun, nonsense, silly, tree, word play,

Monkey Puzzle

Monkey Puzzle

Orangutan Apes and Chimpanzees
Fool around in Monkey Puzzle Trees
The Gorilla doesn’t care
A Baboon wouldn’t dare
Puzzle with Monkey's and Chimpanzees



Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humorous,

BALLOON

After he took the hot air balloon
He got stuck in the tree with a baboon
The baboon jump hard
Even gave him a hair part
So, he tried to find the nearest saloon



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

Born With A Bent Silver Spoon



I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon Feel like frolicking like a silly old baboon What's strange about that Quite normal for this brat Entered this world with a bent silver spoon


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Found Face of Trump on a Balloon

Found Face of Trump on a Balloon

We knew what would happen soon,
Found face of Trump on a balloon;
Highly Contagious,
While outrageous;
Behavior had been of a baboon

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal,

Butt Ugly

A vain, self important baboon Would preen as he made ladies swoon Chin chiselled and firm A blonde curly perm His butt still looks like a balloon


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump With No Adherence

Trump Never Had Any Adherence

To rules, Trump never had any adherence;
All of his brain power was a disappearance;
Picture on  balloon,
Belligerent baboon;
For head  could not find enough clearance.

Jim Horn