Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
animal,
Baboon
There was a baboon in my bed,
I thought it appeared to be dead,
So I turned out the light,
But it chattered all night
And swung off the curtains instead.
For PD’s Silly poem contest
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
animal,
I Wish That I Was
I wish that I was a baboon
to make all the lady apes swoon.
On my chest I would pound.
Then I’d strut all around,
drop my pants, and show them my moon.
For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Born With a Bent Silver Spoon
I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon
Feel like frolicking like a silly baboon
What's strange about that
Quite normal for this brat
Brought into this world with a bent silver spoon
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
political,
Donald Trump, That Disgusting Buffoon,
Donald Trump, that disgusting buffoon,
Grimaces and gestures like a demented baboon.
Liar and con man,
A friend of the Klansman,
As well as of Putin and his KGB goons.
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
animal, fun, nonsense, silly, tree, word play,
Monkey Puzzle
Monkey Puzzle
Orangutan Apes and Chimpanzees
Fool around in Monkey Puzzle Trees
The Gorilla doesn’t care
A Baboon wouldn’t dare
Puzzle with Monkey's and Chimpanzees
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, silly, word play,
South Asian Pb and J
Creatures from the deep blue lagoon
Surrounded the sleeping baboon
They poked him in the belly
Out came strawberry jelly
Opened up a brand New Delhi!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Born With a Bent Silver Spoon
I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon
Feel like frolicking like a silly old baboon
What's strange about that
Quite normal for this brat
Entered this world with a bent silver spoon
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humorous,
Balloon
After he took the hot air balloon
He got stuck in the tree with a baboon
The baboon jump hard
Even gave him a hair part
So, he tried to find the nearest saloon
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Found Face of Trump On a Balloon
Found Face of Trump on a Balloon
We knew what would happen soon,
Found face of Trump on a balloon;
Highly Contagious,
While outrageous;
Behavior had been of a baboon
Jim Horn
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
animal,
Butt Ugly
A vain, self important baboon
Would preen as he made ladies swoon
Chin chiselled and firm
A blonde curly perm
His butt still looks like a balloon
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
A Bent Silver Spoon
I'm in fine form on this sunny afternoon
Feel like frolicking like a silly baboon
What's strange about that
Quite normal for this brat
Brought into this world with a bent silver spoon
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump With No Adherence
Trump Never Had Any Adherence
To rules, Trump never had any adherence;
All of his brain power was a disappearance;
Picture on balloon,
Belligerent baboon;
For head could not find enough clearance.
Jim Horn
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
animal, child, lust, red,
Gazoon
A baboon who had charm, grace and flair
had a steamy and lurid affair
with a slender gazelle
who conceived very well
a gazoon with a reddish derriere.