Limerick Poems About Ape | Ape Limerick Poems
Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: farewell, humorous, perspective, political,

oh for a second departure

Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone 
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: philosophy

Illusions

Religion puts souls high in lights
Evolution cuts down these rites
Relation to ape
On the species landscape
Dynamites man's sites on the heights



Written by Mc Mc
Categories: childhood, children, funny, imagination

The Ape Climbed Up the Drapes

The Ape climbed up the drapes
 just to get to the juicy grapes!
The Ape filled up his pajamas
with very sweet creamy bananas !


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

Cat-E-Gori-Cal

At the Oakland Zoo, a birth historical
Is neither fable now allegorical
An ape and lynx had a child
So gorgeous and so wild
With a lineage quite cat-e-gori-Cal

6/1/22


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Hot Chicks

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Diddling Our Skittle

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss When diddling our skittle, much screaming occurs


Written by Shirley Hawkins
Categories: 10th grade,

Very Jolly

There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly


Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 14

Wildlife 14

An adventurous Barbary ape,
Would dress in his Spiderman cape,
He just flew through the trees,
With his head on his knees,
While the troop would just sit there and gape!


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, giggle, romantic,

Camel Went Ape For the Babes

Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: evil, funny love, mental illness, passion,

crazy rich asians American style

The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group


Written by Bantu West
Categories: confusion, giggle, humanity, humor, humorous, introspection, irony,

Do Not Pee By the Roadside

Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: longing,

Hot Chicks

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted by our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: drink, stars, women,

Fast Women and Cars

There once was an alien from Mars
Who went ape over fast women and cars
   He'd searched all the stars
   Every tavern and bar
Thinking: "Sure wish those women were ours!"


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Hot Chicks

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: humor, political,

even worse than delirium tremens

Who claims an IQ doctorial? 
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.Dick Tatorial


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: baseball,

Baseball Fans

Baseball fans have crossed the line They don't respect this game so fine What have we become A bunch of ape-like scum Though most of us are still refined


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Her Favorite Ape

My favorite ape-ette just called me her favorite ape My silliness has finally been recognized my mouth is agape I can now rest in peace This friendship won't cease Us apes are tied at our conjunction till our last octava