Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
farewell, humorous, perspective, political,
oh for a second departure
Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
philosophy
Illusions
Religion puts souls high in lights
Evolution cuts down these rites
Relation to ape
On the species landscape
Dynamites man's sites on the heights
Written by
Mc Mc
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, imagination
The Ape Climbed Up the Drapes
The Ape climbed up the drapes
just to get to the juicy grapes!
The Ape filled up his pajamas
with very sweet creamy bananas !
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Cat-E-Gori-Cal
At the Oakland Zoo, a birth historical
Is neither fable now allegorical
An ape and lynx had a child
So gorgeous and so wild
With a lineage quite cat-e-gori-Cal
6/1/22
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
evil, funny love, mental illness, passion,
crazy rich asians American style
The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Hot Chicks
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Diddling Our Skittle
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
When diddling our skittle, much screaming occurs
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Very Jolly
There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 14
Wildlife 14
An adventurous Barbary ape,
Would dress in his Spiderman cape,
He just flew through the trees,
With his head on his knees,
While the troop would just sit there and gape!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, giggle, romantic,
Camel Went Ape For the Babes
Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
He went ape for the babes, this
Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs
Written by
Bantu West
Categories:
confusion, giggle, humanity, humor, humorous, introspection, irony,
Do Not Pee By the Roadside
Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
longing,
Hot Chicks
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted by our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
drink, stars, women,
Fast Women and Cars
There once was an alien from Mars
Who went ape over fast women and cars
He'd searched all the stars
Every tavern and bar
Thinking: "Sure wish those women were ours!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Hot Chicks
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humor, political,
even worse than delirium tremens
Who claims an IQ doctorial?
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.—Dick Tatorial
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
Baseball Fans
Baseball fans have crossed the line
They don't respect this game so fine
What have we become
A bunch of ape-like scum
Though most of us are still refined
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Her Favorite Ape
My favorite ape-ette just called me her favorite ape
My silliness has finally been recognized my mouth is agape
I can now rest in peace
This friendship won't cease
Us apes are tied at our conjunction till our last octava