Limerick Poems About Ape | Ape Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: philosophy

Illusions

Religion puts souls high in lights
Evolution cuts down these rites
Relation to ape
On the species landscape
Dynamites man's sites on the heights

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Poem Details | by Mc Mc |
Categories: childhood, children, funny, imagination

The Ape Climbed Up the Drapes

The Ape climbed up the drapes
 just to get to the juicy grapes!
The Ape filled up his pajamas
with very sweet creamy bananas !



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Hot Chicks

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Diddling Our Skittle

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss When diddling our skittle, much screaming occurs


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

Cat-E-Gori-Cal

At the Oakland Zoo, a birth historical
Is neither fable now allegorical
An ape and lynx had a child
So gorgeous and so wild
With a lineage quite cat-e-gori-Cal

6/1/22



Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 14

Wildlife 14

An adventurous Barbary ape,
Would dress in his Spiderman cape,
He just flew through the trees,
With his head on his knees,
While the troop would just sit there and gape!


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Very Jolly

There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: animal, giggle, romantic,

Camel Went Ape For the Babes

Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: drink, stars, women,

Fast Women and Cars

There once was an alien from Mars
Who went ape over fast women and cars
   He'd searched all the stars
   Every tavern and bar
Thinking: "Sure wish those women were ours!"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: longing,

Hot Chicks

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted by our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Hot Chicks

Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth When we pimp and fuss They go ape and cuss Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth


Poem Details | by Bantu West |
Categories: confusion, giggle, humanity, humor, humorous, introspection, irony,

Do Not Pee By the Roadside

Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Her Favorite Ape

My favorite ape-ette just called me her favorite ape My silliness has finally been recognized my mouth is agape I can now rest in peace This friendship won't cease Us apes are tied at our conjunction till our last octava


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

Baseball Fans

Baseball fans have crossed the line They don't respect this game so fine What have we become A bunch of ape-like scum Though most of us are still refined


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: humor, political,

even worse than delirium tremens

Who claims an IQ doctorial? 
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.Dick Tatorial