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Written by Jan Allison
Categories: anti bullying, poetry,

I Admit I Write Poop Poetry

A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay 
Of critics, I don’t give a jot

3/21/19

Written by Seren Roberts
Categories: anti bullying,

Poetrysoup's Jan

Poetrysoup's Jan is quite a lass
Whose poetry is always first class
She writes ditties with ease
About mountains and fleas
Nothing phases her pens brilliance

Written by Tania Kitchin
Categories: anti bullying, community,

A Shark Is Lurking

There's a shark lurking in the soup they say
With sharp teeth ready to strike any day
Our pens remain our best weapons
No matter what the shark threatens
We will just write more to send him away

12/27/18

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

sting bee

i knew a bee that could sing

it worked for a queen and king

but they preferred honey

and paid it no money

now it sings backup for sting.

Written by Elizabeth Mccann
Categories: age, anti bullying, youth,

Mallaise

Four young men and quite large
Are cruising the mall like a barge.
But I, diddle, diddle,
Fit as a fiddle, 
Aim my cane at the middle and charge!

Written by Tania Kitchin
Categories: anti bullying, judgement,

Give it a rest

There are behaviors that I detest
From people who preach that their work's the best
Lines of gobbledygook
Reads like a boring book
Time to give their arrogant pen a rest

Written by Mark Koplin
Categories: anti bullying,

Numpty

Sucker punched from down under
Ill intent, not a blunder
Your words don’t impress 
Don’t bash the U.S.
Who’s the numpty, I wonder

Written by Valsa George
Categories: anti bullying, anxiety, appreciation,

A Valentine Plea

Oh Lady, you make my head wobbly spin.
Don’t show such a harsh contemptuous grin.
I fall prostrate at your feet.
From you, expect a fair treat.
Your sole unshared love, can I ever win!

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

a dog named harry

a hairy thing roamed our streets

chasing cats for sport and treats

till it roamed too far

and dog catcher car

grabbed harry and chained his feets.

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,

shorter farmer

a hungover farmer went one day

to a blacksmith shop to buy some hay

please dont think this funny

for he had no money

and so went home less vertebrae.

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: anti bullying, humorous,

The Bully

Once a bully named Mike McGruff,

   Who thought he was really tough stuff,

      Until that fateful day,

        He met Daniel O'Gray,

            Who smashed Mike's schnoz taking no guff!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved

Written by Nancy Jones
Categories: anti bullying,

Husbands Are In Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fineIs that too cold, Ed?

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: anti bullying, funny, giggle, hair, hilarious, humor,

little shopper

a woman who stood four foot two

went shopping to buy some shampoo

with shoppers aghast

a snob clerk let blast

madam what a meager hairdo.

Written by Arthur Vaso
Categories: anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,

Socrates and His Ouzo

There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, bullying, england, humor, humorous, political,

what a guy

imagine a wanker joke

parliament gone up in smoke

brings in a rocket

hid deep in pocket

well guy fawkes you silly bloke.

Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: anti bullying,

Extortionist


Nobody is going to play your game
There's no change at all; you're still the same
You are not on my list
You're an extortionist
I will not fall into your trap of shame.

inspired by another member's poem

Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: adventure, allegory, anti bullying, confidence, courage, inspirational, war,

David and Goliath

Goliath, a boastful huge giant,

And David, a shepherd and pliant,

So he took a stone,

And crushed his head bone,

Then Israel roared like a lion.

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, bullying, giggle, holiday, humor, silly,

tour guide

an australian tour guides slang

when confronted by a gang

better not be bold

and get home when told

or mate you get boomerang.

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, cheer up, conflict, giggle, humor, humorous,

dentist

my dentist seemed well suited

some friends though this disputed

but after a quack

at my dental plaque

i found him well web footed.

Written by Dominique Webb
Categories: anti bullying, passion, philosophy, poetess, poetry, religion, voice,

My Sometimes Song

I once knew a poet called Rhoda Monihan, 
Who was thought always to visit the Sanhedrin, 
By her parents who said, 
That god was not dead, 
But she did happily voice her opinion! 


1st March 2016