Limerick Poems About Anaconda | Anaconda Limerick Poems
Written by William Robinson
Categories: animals, funny, on work and working, people,

Yummy

Herpetologist Christopher Blake
Made a perfectly dreadful mistake:
Turned his back upon Wanda,
An immense anaconda,
And became a quick snack for the snake.


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Boa Constrictor and Anaconda

Boa, Constrictor and Anaconda were out on a slither.
They saw some animals up ahead, yonder, some hither.
I’ll get the baby.
I’ll get the hayseed.
With greedy appetites all three snakes were a quiver.



Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Anaconda's Aerial Ambition Abridged


An anaconda, Arthur, so wide,
Tried to join a tightrope, and sighed.
He wobbled and swayed,
Then simply just stayed,
"That's not balance," he hissed, "I've been lied!"

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