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Limerick Poems About Alligator
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter.
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
angst, animals
There once was a drifting skydiver.
He looked down below with grave terror.
He was falling in a tarn.
At an alligator farm –
So he prayed, then he ran on the water!
© July 11, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, death, funny, imagination, life, nature
Down south on the small alligator farm
Alligators grown to size to alarm
All the workers there too scared
Of young gators as they aired
Parachuted food to keep them from harm
(Inspired by Carolyn's picture but not entry.)
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
funny
There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
He said with a hell of a shout
"Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill
© Mar 13 2010 Charles Henderson
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
animal, boy, food, funny, girl, lust, relationship,
There was a mean, old alligator
Who chanced upon young Master Baitor
Both of them noted
Pheromones floated
When traipsing by came May BLayder
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Played Golf Eating Sandwich
Played golf eating sandwich made with bread,
And something happened which we do dread,
In woods would end,
Where ball did send,
Then found a long alligator in field so we fled.
Jim Horn