Limerick Poems About Alligator | Alligator Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Alligator Tale

An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew 
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter.

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Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: angst, animals

It's a Miracle!

There once was a drifting skydiver.
He looked down below with grave terror.
He was falling in a tarn.
At an alligator farm –
So he prayed, then he ran on the water!

© July 11, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, death, funny, imagination, life, nature

On the Southern Alligator Farm

Down south on the small alligator farm
Alligators grown to size to alarm
All the workers there too scared
Of young gators as they aired
Parachuted food to keep them from harm

(Inspired by Carolyn's picture but not entry.)

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

It's Norm, Down On the Farm

There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
      He said with a hell of a shout
     "Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm

Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Chicken Fried

There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill 

© Mar 13 2010      Charles Henderson

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: animal, boy, food, funny, girl, lust, relationship,

Florida Keys

There was a mean, old alligator
Who chanced upon young Master Baitor
Both of them noted
Pheromones floated
When traipsing by came May BLayder

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Played Golf Eating Sandwich

Played Golf Eating Sandwich

Played golf eating sandwich made with bread,
And something happened which we do dread,
In woods would end,
Where ball did send,
Then found a long alligator in field so we fled.

Jim Horn